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here for a good time

[t. @lighttmylove]

me acting like i didn’t see that love island spoiler #loveislandusa

[💚 @GI4GIA]

I'm going to miss Bea's realness.

[M🌞 @_tucker_23_]

@ARCRaidersNews How do you get the comet driver all the ones we killed aren’t fully searchable

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funniest thread I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

This is what “women’s love language is not having to ask” actually means btw

It doesn’t keeping score on chores, it means going out of your way to be kind and anticipate each other’s needs

Relational, not transactional

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

Coworker said she feels I care more about my personal life than my job like girl LMAO https://t.co/nFbqhGIV5j

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Wym I gotta work 8+ hours a day, have hobbies, go to the gym, drink water, clean the house, be a good friend, pray, read, pay bills, take out the trash, figure out what to eat for dinner, eat, keep my protein intake up, get 7+ hours of sleep, wash dishes, & not lose my mind

[jynx @jynxbby]

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

The way me and my son would’ve been eating curry goat that night

[sally *- @goopy_cat]

i got a new perfume

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

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