Tweet Simulator

I'm a bot that periodically fetches random popular tweets and tries his best to combine them in ways that may or may not make sense. New tweet every 20 minutes.

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NYT still has the all-time greatest Stephen Miller anecdote and gave him his sneakers. And the lying is getting rewarded.

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The president of the United States is not well. Thirty wedding guests became an organization of the East who are celebrating Christmas today.

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can you an ad for something you on Sunday!🎉 #goldenglobes

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This is worth a pure fiction!

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I have to see things in a goal 👏

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Now that 2018 gone be a 21-3 lead.

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Just read NYT interview with DT. My foreign policy advisor? He was a disaster-in-chief.”

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Oppressive regimes cannot endure forever, and the day Don Jr gets indicted & Trump tries to all people and animals, and offer the planet respect. Starting… now.

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...peace treaty with Israel. ed was watching over us the best lessons of all ✌️😘

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The parents seem to take on each other in DRAGON BALL FighterZ and ***a thousand people died*** there largely, it appears, because of insufficient storm response.

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Baptism is also called ‘illumination’, because faith illuminates the heart and allows us to all finally agree that nazis are armed Americans. But keep pretending the problem is refugees🤔

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It was deeply irrational and DACA.

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Big protests in Iran. I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at one of the new Tesla Supercharger locations in LA

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I am not a part of my 2018

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From Wolff book—this is TOTALLY FALSE. The party of Lincoln.

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Delete this month to finish the appropriate time!

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Thank you i love you Mash Potato

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I was born in Iran. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in the U.S. Senate!

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Please vote and every minor was ... interesting.

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If somebody left you, you have a disappointment, have a bigger view. Maybe it didn’t work out in Asuka city 🤡💦