Edwin

Chairman Of The Bored. Blindfolded Visionary. Neck Romancer.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Ever wondered how much black tax you've been sending to that one relative? Or how much you've racked up on transaction fees? I've built this simple tool to help you get such insights from your mpesa statements. Test it and let me know what you think. https://t.co/HKRVQWCncE

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Wait a minute…

[zayne (zeyu) zhang @zeyu1337]

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude.

That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I wish life could just stay like this forever.

[kuno @kunoo]

Me managing my $180 portfolio

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

We got our first ever organic paying user almost a year later since launching the web app. The user found the website organically via a Google Search, and they paid 99 KES for a day pass to upload up to 500 pages. It's not much but it's honest work.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Ever wondered how much black tax you've been sending to that one relative? Or how much you've racked up on transaction fees? I've built this simple tool to help you get such insights from your mpesa statements. Test it and let me know what you think. https://t.co/HKRVQWCncE

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

In hell you only get to read the first 100 pages of a 1,000 page fantasy book. Oh, and it's book 1 in a ten book series.

[sia 🇧🇷 @fcbsiaaa]

silenced his supporters 😭😭✌🏻✌🏻

[michael hess @mchlhess]

SF is not a real place

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Nah the World Cup vibes are unmatched, this video is killing me😭😭😭

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Scientists who achieve breakthroughs in chemistry

hupewa zawadi chem chem.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Filing returns this year was a breeze, why hadn't KRA thought of pre-filling income details a long time ago?
Better yet, they should just do the entire process on their end given that they already have all the details.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

@kiruti Thanks for testing it. Keen to check out your app as well.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

@kiruti Hi @kiruti , your post regarding an app that tracks spending by reading texts inspired me to work on an android mobile app that does exactly that for M-pesa messages. Hopefully users will find it useful https://t.co/bBdCyUZnsF

[prodigy 2.0 @wikipedia254]

Juan Tam

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Umesema nani omera