Edwin

Chairman Of The Bored. Blindfolded Visionary. Neck Romancer.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Ever wondered how much black tax you've been sending to that one relative? Or how much you've racked up on transaction fees? I've built this simple tool to help you get such insights from your mpesa statements. Test it and let me know what you think. https://t.co/HKRVQWCncE

[JT @jiratickets]

Next year, I will assign one of my jira tickets to every kid in America.

This will be the first of many.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

@_Am0H Yeah but it seems Lewis has started working his magic to turn the team around. Eager to see what he can achieve in the next few years.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

The fact that Ferrari’s last drivers’ championship was in 2007 is unbelievable.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

I cooked 6 Indian flatbreads (naan), on the electric induction cooker and it only used 0.369 kWh (tokens). Still an amateur at making naan but they turned out okay.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

People who tune in to Classic 105 in the morning are searching for the Maina-ing of life.

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

From January to October 2026, my web app has had 209 usage identities: 183 used the service anonymously, 23 created accounts but remained on the free tier, and only 3 paid to use it. Revenue hasn’t covered 14 months of hosting, but the learning has made the journey worthwhile.

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

People who are wealthy without knowing the first thing about tech, coding or even MS Excel are the real geniuses.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

Equity bank has cooked us today. Now I'll have to dip into Mshwari savings to cover urgent bills.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

@PatrickMejjah Kumbe tuko wengi. I thought I'd been hacked or something.

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

My September spending digest. The biggest expense was other people, even the loan was to help out my folks. At this point I'll have to accept that I'm just a machine whose purpose is to provide for family and friends.

[stunner @KooNti10]

Praystation

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[leon @towheretobegin]

A rogue openai agent breached my icloud and texted my ex, I'm shaking rn this is extremely alarming

[Edwin @_TweetEd_]

@uncledrewski13 @F1 White won

[Zito @_Zeets]

Football will hardly give you direct joy from your team doing well. You must find it in rooting for the downfall of your enemies.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

the politics of envy