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Will Luna ever recover? #LUNAtics 🌝

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What y’all listening to?

[danny @EeveeNotPerfect]

no hope, just lies, and you're taught to cry into your pillow. but i survived.

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[нanѕaвυмѕadaιѕy @hansabumsadaisy]

#rubbishjokes
Dogs can't do X-rays,

but a cat scan.

[Simply Legal @raredoli]

One must always say what one sees. Above all, which is more difficult, one must always see what one sees - Charles Péguy

[Matt @MattydTweets]

Friendship isn't about who you've known longest, it's about who came and never left your side.

[нanѕaвυмѕadaιѕy @hansabumsadaisy]

#rubbishjokes
What's the difference between a cheetah and office supplies?

One is really fast and the other is stationery.

[Knean @Knean_]

If they give up on you, it wasn't anything real.

[Omar Shabana @shabanaaa]

Be perfect nobody notice do a single tiny mistake and everyone loses their mind , cuz #Logic

[нanѕaвυмѕadaιѕy @hansabumsadaisy]

#rubbishjokes
I'm a big fan of wind turbines.

[Knean @Knean_]

I'd rather say "Nevermind" than to repeat myself.