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please don’t read my tweets. this is my diary

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

VANITY BABY

[JJ🇵🇸🇵🇷 (Long Live The Resistance)🔻☭🌸 @JJisAMarxist2]

If you had to say which seven deadly sin you are, what would you say?

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

@KiddTravis Then too lol

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

I was really funny when I was in a horrible relationship damn. I have no content now that my life is normal

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

@KiddTravis Legit lol

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

When you show up at the eating disorder competition and your opponent is 65 year old woman

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

ppl will look at me sideways for losing a hundo in a slot machine and then have 5 figure credit card debt

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

there were no repercussions for slavery and jim crow. thts why a teacher feels completely fine calling a fake ICE hotline on her 5yr old students parents in hopes of getting them deported. thts why history keeps repeating itself

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

My friend that i Do drugs with Sometimes Is literally a Lawyer

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

I wonder if this is why no one helped me at that Republican ass gym I used to go to when I dropped 135 pounds on myself and had to roll it off me and looked up to see 4 big dudes just staring at me

[໊ @meishato]

men really be like “since i can’t sexually harass women anymore i’ll just let them die”

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

People will say they hate New Jersey and then live in delco

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

“We should go back to the barter system” my sister in christ, you get upset if a store doesn’t take Apple Pay. Are you going to start carrying a goat around?

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

Not watching the game bc you don’t care also feels like this

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Watching a close playoff game as a fan of neither team

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

Many think this time of year is about giving, but in reality, it is about keeping that booger in your nose

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

ur tellin me a place called “Las Vegas, Nevada” is not in a Spanish-speaking country

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

“You can’t order a dark lager with a crab cake on MY BIRTHDAY. It’s embarrassing!”

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

My coworkers threw me a surprise party and got me a cake and I couldn’t even stay bc of actual work stuff lmfao what the fresh hell

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

Horton hears a “huh”

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

can we maybe close down air traffic AFTER I am out of the country

[la concha de la lora @_twerko]

Hm FAA and TSA on verge of shut down and I have a flight in 3 weeks lol