timmy T turner

probably

[timmy T turner @_twes]

Sup chat, Did you miss me?

Group J for K incoming...

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Im just numb to seeing people die online

The entire world watched a Ukrainian girl get murdered

Everyday someone is getting murdered live streamed. We see Russians merked by drones

Just numb to tragedy in 2025

Welcome to the internet
The erosion of humanity one reel at a time

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

TURN UP MR BRIGHTSIDE 🔥

MIZZOU HANDS KANSAS ITS FIRST L OF THE SEASON 🐯

[timmy T turner @_twes]

My electric bills are up 25% this year and I replaced my hvac last year. Riddle me that.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump: We have groceries down, energy is way down, energy is way down. It was four and $5 for a gallon of gas. And now it's probably 2.25. There are some places it's $2, it even broke $2 in a couple locations in the south.

[Covie @covie_93]

Weird how the bruise on trump's hand is taking a longer time to heal than the ear that was hit by a bullet.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Nothing says ‘America First’ like importing half a million communists.

[timmy T turner @_twes]

"I don't want to be poor" says the guy making $174k/year + whatever other lobbyists are in his pocket.

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

BREAKING: Senator Rick Scott will be voting against Senator Hawley's bill to ban congressional stock trading.

[timmy T turner @_twes]

"Jeff was here ❤️" on the column 😂😭

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

Yea I don’t care what the repercussions would be. I’d rather face hard times and rebuild a world without elite pedophile and trafficking rings than turn a blind eye and pretend it isn’t happening out of convenience. Pretty sure we’d manage.

[nopeify @nopeify]

Poop concludes that shit doesn't smell like ass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.

Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.

[timmy T turner @_twes]

@jackortner Dude it's just so obvious, can't you see????

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

[timmy T turner @_twes]

The same ones you just bought seats for 6 months ago??

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In November next year, we fire all politicians who betrayed the American people

[timmy T turner @_twes]

This happened to me while living in Nashville. Never could keep fruit fresh for more than 2-3 days. Mull too. Would have a two week out expire date and would spoil in a matter of days.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American buys blackberries from the store, less than 24 hours they are covered in mold

Over 264k people “liked” this with comment after comment saying this happens to them too in America

Ive also experienced this countless times with berries, everything molds SO FAST in America

[timmy T turner @_twes]

OoOooooOoo ooOoOoooo HEY! HEY!

OooOoOooo ooOoOoOooo HEY! HEY!

LETS

GO

BLUES

LETS GO BLUES

x2

[NHL @NHL]

The @StLouisBlues haven't lost a home game since February 22 and have a goal differential of +47 during that span 🤯 #StanleyCup

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

What a night.

Thank you @StLouisBlues

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

THE ST. LOUIS BLUES ARE IN THE HOUSE

Being down 2-0 gives you the chance to do something really special! Become the NIGHTMARES you know you can be tonight against Winnepeg!

Thank you Coach Montgomery, Jordan Binnington and all the @StLouisBlues let's get a win tonight!