Derek Montoya-Dancel

🇵🇭 || SSU Alumni || Costco Member 💳 || For apparel and signage needs, please contact me through email: [email protected]

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[Edward “Hook” McDonald @edward1mcdonald]

I care about fantasy football way more than I care about 95% of real life shit.

[Derek Montoya-Dancel @_twitta_derek_]

Need to find a girl with elite ball knowledge like @BrendaSong

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@UlbergCarlos just did that

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That @tacobell commercial was calling me out?

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“We give that grace to young players.”

[Walk Down @TitansBy20]

My QB made it the entire season with getting 9ified

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

Remember when Patrick saved sqidward's life?

[Derek Montoya-Dancel @_twitta_derek_]

Josh Allen is the Philip Rivers of this era

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I really gotta check my pockets before I wash my pants

[mama @prettynormalgal]

Fine

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Back in February, 57-fight veteran Jim Miller made his stance clear, eye pokes are not accidental and the UFC gloves are not the problem.

Miller believes the only real solution is immediate punishment through point deductions and even fines.

Agree? 🤔 #UFC321

[Zirksee🍽️ @Zirksee]

Rashee Rice on my fantasy bench right now ready to be unleashed next week.

[Underdog @Underdog]

"Wait, you picked up AND started Rico Dowdle this week?!?!"

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

“I genuinely believe that playing hard is a skill." - TJ McConnell

Hard to argue after watching him do what he do’s on the court

(Via @OldManAndThree 🎥)

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

the emperor’s new groove doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the funniest animated films of all time

[Derek Montoya-Dancel @_twitta_derek_]

Still not over the fact that my opponent fumbled a W by starting the Raiders Defense over the Vikings Defense last week. A win is a win