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breakin hearts & blastin farts

[j @_tylerdurden666]

Twitter is superior because every time I open it I see titties everywhere. I open Facebook and all I see is my family pissing me off

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[get busy living or get busy ryan @ryanmatttheu]

this is the best day on twitter since a submarine exploded

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O
hot guy shot the CEO

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

Today my autistic 4yo was kicked out of speech therapy because he wouldn't "follow directions" and instead wanted to "pretend he was a tiger." I don't know but like... if your job is to give speech therapy to 4 year olds maybe sometimes you have to give speech therapy to a tiger.

[j @_tylerdurden666]

Sometimes I think about the time I told my friend I was autistic (thinking I was SUPER GREAT at masking) and they said “yeah I can tell.”
OH

[b r y @__BryanNotBrian]

Robbery in broad daylight

[j @_tylerdurden666]

There’s people out there voting who can’t tell the difference between an AI edited video/photo that is spreading misinformation and propaganda vs the real information that can be verified.
AND they won’t do any research to back the claims they see on the internet/social media.

[j @_tylerdurden666]

@KyleGallner @AdamRehmeier Just watched it! I’d love to see in theaters @AMCTheatres

[kenz @sevreds]

the way chappell roan is just saying we need to hold politician’s accountable to higher standards and demand more from them instead of just accepting their actions and ppl are losing it like that’s not a completely common leftist take

[j @_tylerdurden666]

Offset: cheats a million times
Cardi: cheats back
Offset: 😮😮🫨

[j @_tylerdurden666]

@PicturesFoIder What the actual fuck

[j @_tylerdurden666]

#JusticeForJavion

[j @_tylerdurden666]

Kyle Gallner is very underrated

[j @_tylerdurden666]

Being a mom means sometimes finding shit like this in any given room

[j @_tylerdurden666]

A woman who wasn’t pregnant AND is infertile

[j @_tylerdurden666]

That’s rough bud

[j @_tylerdurden666]

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