Tyler

Internet & Web Development @ ASU

[Tyler @_tylernol]

@GrimmAles The mixed culture things you do to merlot grapes omg

From NY, now live in San Diego and still seek out Grimm wherever I can

[Tyler @_tylernol]

I made a little program the past few days, it watches for github repo commits them pulls them, and then builds a new docker container if it's a backend repo (not needed for frontend, using NGINX to serve the static frontend stuff, but would be easy to add in Gulp or something)

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@Conrank Especially if your music software is mac-only

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@Conrank @DeepnTheJungle Okay, I understand now, Frank does look displeased

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@Conrank Who is Frank?

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Baking is super simple once you understand the basics

- make a pizza dough
- make a bagel (dough but form into bagel shape and boil first, egg wash + whatever seasonings on top)
- make a pretzel (dough but form into pretzel shape and boil in *water+baking soda*, egg wash + salt)

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To those that know baking, thank me later!!

Chipotle Bagels (half dozen):
- 300g water (60ft elevation)
- 23g sugar
- 6g yeast

- 500g flour
- 6g salt
- 5tbps of blended chipotle peppers

1.5hr rise

boil 45sec on each side
egg wash top + everything seasoning
bake 23min @ 425

[Tyler @_tylernol]

@AtlantaFX @donaldglover is the apartment “B4” symbolic for Earn’s relationship with Vanessa?

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I bet you didn’t think back in 2010 that you’d be eating fried cauliflower at a restaurant

The future is crazy that way - might not have flying cars, but I can rent an electric scooter with my phone’s camera?

The things that end up sticking are always the most unexpected

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@marcmaron Well first you need to coat the air in flour, and then you fry it. But, air expands when it gets hot so expect your fried air to subsequently coat you in oil. Tit for tat.

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@malleyje I think this is an inherited trait because I would absolutely do the same

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Reminder to line your mask with chloroform for optimal protection from the pandemic

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@zeigenvector Make sure you ask for their social security numbers so you can verify

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I got this succulent-type plant from ikea 1 year ago and i'm afraid that I've been watering a fake plant this whole time, because it hasn't changed at all

But then again 2020 / 2021 were hard years so I totally understand if it was more focused on surviving rather than growing

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The worst part about being a millennial is that whenever someone ends a sentence with a period I always assume they're angry... professional emails are always a mix of emotions

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Dissemination of fake news is much easier than real news because they don’t paywall you for a month after reading five articles

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@intanetz your webpage is expired.... y'all still around??

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I can’t imagine running macOS w/ an ultrawide monitor with Some application open on the right side and having to move your cursor ALL the way to the left to save a document or something with the menu bar

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If you want an example of how NOT to approach app conversions, try using the @Yelp mobile site. You can’t even read a full review (you know, yelp’s primary function) because the “read more” button sends you to the App Store instead so you can download their app.

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Me, drinking Hefeweizen: yeah, I’m getting hints of banana

Me: oh wait, that’s because I just ate a banana