Tymbre.

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[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

@shredwithQpid Omo even the other way round is valid😭

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

If he’s really about that life let him aim it at some soft tissue.

Maybe in or under his mouth

[(۩) 1sec 🪐 𓃵 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 @kenpopgangan]

see person wey u keep cutlass under bed for 😮

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

Considering his rap sheet, he wouldn’t last a day before someone brutally murders him.

[•tr1stan⛷️ @nuel_irl]

This would've been WORSE for Homelander than death.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

If you like, don’t rebel early🧏🏾

[Rosaaaaa❤️❤️ @Roselinechuku]

I have a friend who is almost 30 and works in a very good company on the island. Every weekday, she leaves home as early as 4am just to beat traffic and get to work on time, and she doesn’t get back home until around 10–11pm at night.

Her salary is really good, like really good… but here’s the part that’s hard to understand.

Her parents have refused to let her move out and rent an apartment closer to her workplace. Their reason is that they don’t want their daughter living alone. They say her future husband is supposed to meet her in their house, not in her own apartment.

But here’s what makes it even more confusing… her brothers who she is older than were allowed to move out and rent their own places.

When she first got the job, her parents were even the ones receiving her salary.

Honestly, I don’t even know what to call this anymore strict parenting, control, or just fear… but I keep wondering how long someone can live like this before it starts affecting everything. What do you think?

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

lmao
You better drop this yeye conditioning and speak up

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

Oh the stories I can tell…

[4t1 @user1ffs]

People notice that you seem gentle, and the next thing they do is simp test you.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

@VillageParrot What like it’s impossible that that’s all a person can afford in that context?

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

You stay home because it’s expensive outside, they complain that you don’t go out enough.
You try to socialize by taking what you can afford to a potluck, they call it “low effort”.

You really can’t win until you get your bread up fr.

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

Low effort friends ruin everything 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

@__Shezi Yup, it’s an overcompensation.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

There’s a name for this…

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

I don’t even see how I could ever possibly like a man more than he likes me. My love stems from how obsessed you are with me to begin with 😭

hellooooo???

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

Double-edged sword sha

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

Being loved by a very expressive person is really a flex.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

If that ever happens, it means you’re not a real avoidant🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Toma GMNSE the STARRGIRL💜 @demonohu]

A really sad way to live.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

It doesn’t “feel” transactional, it IS.

The bill is quite literally what turns an interaction into a transaction.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

“Billing” is such an annoying word to use when asking your man for money. It feels so transactional. There are many other, less derogatory ways to phrase a request.

Or maybe I’m too woke.

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

Very telling

[Ikepo @_ikepo]

“you want me to buy you this, aren’t you kinikan kinikan patriarchy” man shut the fuck up and just say no. stingy koko

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

Wait I can finally see the white and gold now😭😭

[•tr1stan⛷️ @nuel_irl]

am i the only one seeing gold and white??

[Science in Yoruba @Sci_in_Yoruba]

What is vibrator in your language? Ki ni vibrator ninu ede yin?

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

For a generation so bent on pointing fingers at the previous ones, you people are settling so nicely into the behaviors you despise in your parents…

Embarrassing.

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

The kids are not having it 😂😂😂

[Tymbre. @_tymbre]

You people tell on yourselves a lot on this app

[Maachi😙✌️🩷💜💙 @AjufoSteve]

I can understand the small one but the three grown FOOLS at the back can’t even pretend to be happy for their mum