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[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

Driving 2.5 hours to go see The Odyssey in IMAX and in the spirit of the film I will be getting lost on my way back

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

it looks like it could be on the side of a fairground ride circa 2006

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[wifloner @wifloner]

Hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga I do what I gotta do

[J-dawg @H4TEDEMON]

Just experienced talking to a stranger for 10 minutes and them suddenly telling me they’re wearing meta glasses

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[Bob Saget @snatchingbtc]

When yo stomach jumpin but you ain’t ever been the type of nigga to take a shit at the club

[Ironwood🦝 @WerwulfFan]

Robert Eggers deadass went up to some people and was like, "Hey, so I'm looking for some freaks to play malnourished peasants in my upcoming film, Werwulf. Do you wanna be in my movie?"

[Laura Sabino @mylaura_m]

Alemanha e Japão eliminados hoje.
Me sinto em 1945

[lesbica demoniaca⚢ @lesmastoxicas]

melhor lembrar oq aconteceu com teu pais da última vez que ficaram do lado da Alemanha

[Talijan 7 @ELPERRON65]

@Bipolardo De quien hablas, de Cabo Verde o Argentina?

[ッピの小屋 @ppi_hut]

そんなにでかい国土があってサッカーと強盗だけしかしてないの！？

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Casey Jacobson @401Casey]

I would kill to see the email thread this spawned

[KevinJPettit @KevinJPettit3]

Me and the boys hitting the Criterion van

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand