Uche Johnson

regret is always a waste of time

[Olamilekan A.🇨🇦 🇳🇬 A victim of Nigeria** @lekside34]

Absolutely brain d e a d fellows!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America.

This will be the first of many.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"This is Peter Obi's CV. I challenge you to bring the one of Tinubu. There will be no primary school. There will be no secondary school."

- Zekeri Idris Jnr.

[Raymond @ItsTheIroko]

Listen to what Tinubu earns as pension because he was Lagos State governor for 8 years while Peter Obi earns zero pension after same 8 years as governors.

Yet you are asking me about Peter Obi?.

Something is wrong with your head.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

“I will vote for Peter Obi in the 2027 presidential election. My reason is that, out of all the candidates, Obi is the best. Anybody who has not publicly declared their preferred candidate is also part of the problem.”

-GehGeh.

[Alani @Alani__94]

Your nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

Chinese man brutally explains to African man why they're absolute failures and why they will always be failures.

[Uche Johnson @_uchejohnson]

@walekroos By winning episode races and using them only when necessary (which is almost never😅)

[Uche Johnson @_uchejohnson]

@renkevin16 Raise the bar a little bit 🙂

[Uche Johnson @_uchejohnson]

@IndianTechGuide And I have two other accounts on 19k plus levels btw

[Uche Johnson @_uchejohnson]

@Mvnaaa___ Keep crushing 😁

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bruhhhh💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Tinubu Is Not Qualified To Be President Of Nigeria. From His Forged Qualifications To The Kind Of Person He Is And How He Has Destroyed Nigeria, He Still Says We Should Give Him More Time. What Did He Do With The Time We Already Gave Him? The Nigerian Press And Media Are Not Doing Enough Because They Should Be Reminding Tinubu Of His Campaign Promises. Under Tinubu’s Watch, Nigeria Has Become What It Is Today, And He Now Wants To Come Back In 2027 To Bury The Country Completely.” ~ Barrister Darlington

[NG/Lagos Reports @TrafficChiefNG]

There's no Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road - Odinkalu

THROWBACK!

[JezebelReborn🧙‍♀️ @JezebelReborn]

Darlington Agomuo slams Tinubu over his request for more time, raising questions about when Nigerians will begin to feel the promised change.

[khalifa aminu @inventorkhalifa]

The solution to the problem of bandits

This is a small unmanned aerial vehicle (drone) that I built, and its size is no bigger than the palm of a hand

However, it can carry out surveillance ⚠️🚷
It has a small camera that can enter every corner and narrow passage to capture videos and photos without anyone knowing it has arrived.

After it captures photos or videos, those controlling it will be able to see them live

It will be very helpful in detecting forest bandits easily, especially for the military
Please tag security agencies and share

[Joey👽 @FCBJoeyy]

🚨Gary Lineker on why Ronaldo stopped speaking to him

“We used to get on all right… then I said Messi is the better player
Anyone who understands the game sees that… Ronaldo fans get annoyed and Ronaldo gets annoyed, He doesn’t speak to me anymore.”

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

One of the greatest tragedies of Nigerian society is how we have managed to turn honest labour into a source of shame.

In London, Germany, the Netherlands, Canada and other developed societies I have visited recently, a cleaner is not automatically considered inferior. A carpenter is a professional. A plumber is a skilled worker. A construction labourer is a productive member of society.

People earning minimum wage are not automatically stripped of their dignity.

You can meet a cleaner driving a beautiful car, living in a decent home and raising children with confidence. Not because every cleaner abroad is wealthy, but because society has built systems that give ordinary workers a better chance at a decent life.

Now come to Nigeria.

A cleaner is often treated as someone who has failed in life. A security guard can be insulted by someone whose only achievement is having more money. A carpenter is looked down upon until his services are urgently needed. Domestic workers are sometimes treated as though poverty has cancelled their humanity.

We have created a society where the dignity of a human being is increasingly measured by the size of their bank account, the car they drive, their job title and the people they know.

And this is destroying us.

The same Nigerian who respectfully greets a cleaner in London may return to Lagos or Abuja and humiliate someone doing exactly the same job.

What changed? The occupation or our mentality?

There is something fundamentally troubling about a society where the people who clean our hospitals, construct our homes, maintain our roads, protect our buildings and repair our infrastructure can work tirelessly and still struggle to afford the most basic necessities of life.

Meanwhile, we celebrate unexplained wealth and sometimes give more social recognition to people who produce absolutely nothing of value.

This is one of the contradictions we must confront if we genuinely want to build a civilized nation.

Civilization is not measured by the number of billionaires a country produces. It is also measured by how ordinary people are treated, how fairly productive work is rewarded and whether someone can earn an honest living without surrendering their dignity.

A country cannot develop sustainably when young people would rather appear wealthy than become productive because society respects the appearance of success more than the value of work.

The cleaner is not inferior to the banker. The carpenter is not inferior to the engineer. The labourer is not less human than the politician.

Their responsibilities, skills and earnings may differ, but their human dignity must never differ.

Nigeria must become a country where honest work pays enough to sustain a decent life, where vocational skills command respect and where no child grows up believing that becoming a cleaner, mechanic, farmer or artisan makes them a lesser human being.

The real disgrace is not earning a living by cleaning toilets. The real disgrace is building a society where someone who cleans toilets honestly cannot live with dignity, while someone who steals public money is celebrated.

Until we correct this mentality, we will continue producing a generation that worships wealth instead of productivity.

Is our biggest problem poverty, or have we also developed a culture that disrespects the very people whose labour keeps society functioning?

[Obi/Kwankwaso 2027. @ScholesNPUtd]

Papa don come again ooo.

This time he came with bazooka and dynamite 🚀🧨🪓.

He came hard for both Dave Umahi, Soludo, Victor Umeh, OUK, Mascot Ikweche, Kenneth Okonkwo, Hope Uzodinma, and Benjamin Kalu.

"We all know Peter Obi's father, Dave Umahi who is your father..."🙆🤣

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

Translated into pidgin!

This was made possible by @YarnGPT_ai. They also gave me free credits to do it.

More languages coming 🚀