Aja

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[Aja @_ugghhh]

Currently every girl in dutchess county

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Defiantly apart of her master plan to break us up. I’m convinced.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

My mother in law literally booked us tickets to Florida for 3 weeks after both mason and I told her 2 weeks was max 🙃

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Can Taylor Swift go back to country because it was quality.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

We are all drunk af

[Aja @_ugghhh]

My bosses are quoting step brother to each other #help

[Aja @_ugghhh]

He hates me

[Aja @_ugghhh]

I made fun of one of my employees for eating Carl’s jrs and my other employee goes “you go on a cleanse for one day”

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

So, are we just going to move on from the fact that the president has been accused of raping someone?

[Aja @_ugghhh]

So I watched this mom recently bring her kids to the cemetery next to my house to play in the sprinklers. Like sis actually put them in bathing suits. Tf.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Me realizing mercury is gonna be in full retrograde when my future mother-in-law comes to down:

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So @dylansprouse why did you have to go to the Dover and pawling area when I don’t live there anymore?? Like would of love to drink a Guinness with you.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

I’d like to put a request order in for a new dad.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Me: *send snap of drug deal to boss*
Boss: I like drugs

[Aja @_ugghhh]

It’s 9oclock at night and this is what my boss sends me.

[Royce @longlivetraww]

There’s this dog in my neighborhood that is always out roaming the streets. I named him Wolfy, but his owners don’t take good care of him. He’s always scratching hisself and he doesn’t get fed well. So every time I see him I try to show love. PLS TAKE CARE OF YOUR DOGS PEOPLE❤️

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I've loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King's Landing. There's been a lot of negativity about the windup, but I think it's just because people don't want ANY ending. But you know what they say: All good things...

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Lol if my mans set his alarm for 4:30am another day In a row I’m gonna literally lose it. I don’t care about your gym rat needs.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

How to start my week? Fantasize about my job firing me.

[Aja @_ugghhh]

Fuck outta here with your wise shit. What you know about us? Oh. NOTHING.