me(L) 👻🖤

thriving in the present so that I can make history // rock chalk // she/her

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

only mood

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

“Damn girl that was harsh. He clearly didn’t speak English.” He was slurring his words, swaying, and didn’t know what he JUST asked for. That is literally just me NOT over serving someone, be so real right now

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

crazy how the moment I start treating you the same way you’ve treated me for years is the moment you think I’m the villain. be fucking for real right now.

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

Lawrence taking down the downtown red Christmas lights before March Madness is DUMB and I am MAD.

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

Not to be dramatic but Lawrence not salting the downtown sidewalks is actually fucking crazy

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

Hahahah no it’s super healthy for your employees to have a mental breakdown about the Christmas pop up bar (that’s not even open yet!!!). 10/10 you should definitely keep it up!!!

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

LMAOOO

[🇦🇷 @MikuMessi]

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple. i cry

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

My bank account rn because I bought tickets to California one single week in advance

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

One of my ✨old✨ regulars hadn’t been in since like April and I was approximately one day away from looking at obituaries from the last 3 months but he is BACK and also came to see me on HIS birthday. I’ve never been more excited to see a grumpy old man!

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

I love all bees except for this fuzzy little guy that stung the heck out of my big toe

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

Obsessed with this girly that has an emotional support Silly Band. “I never leave home without it!!” baby I bet you don’t tell me moreeeee

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

“Is it possible this is tequila??” The vodka soda you JUST watched me pour? No I don’t think it’s tequila my dude

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

My friend that works next door at the cafe quit her job and bought ME a celebration gift?? Are u kidding 😭😭🫶🏼

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

bridgit mendler has the most incredible resume ever seen

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[A.J. @ajhisnandez]

this photo? i’m speechless. that’s a rock star baby!!!

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

“Don’t worry about staying until close, just lock up whenever” 🧐🧐
mmmmkay so what time ~can~ I leave bc I’ll get out of here as soon I cannnn

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

@tiffanijoishere Me, duh lol

[me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa]

I’m just a simple woman that’s trying to steal a glass from a bar and the people I’m with won’t stop mentioning the fact that I’m taking the glass >:(