Alaena Schulz

be the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

Greatest moment ever

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

@Menardness wait, so you're telling me the lady I spoke with on the phone lied to me!!!!???? Mannnnn...

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

@madhatterkate I don't think the stork accepts returns/exchanges. May have to look on the black market. 🙈

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

@madhatterkate hahahahahaha if my child poops in shoes I need to seriously reflect on my parenting choices and see where I went wrong

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

@madhatterkate DEAL hope you accept poopy diapers and spit up too. The giggles make up for it I swear!

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

I've got actual tears. How can you do this to your grandad 😭😭😭😭

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Happy #CincoDeMayo https://t.co/iJlFWHR1Br

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

I'm so happy you finally got to meet her! She's all about feeling the love. Come play with us anytime!!!! 💗💗 https://t.co/4UX4cLIzal

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

UPS and FedEx drivers after they ring your doorbell https://t.co/1E2sdWwaVR

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

And her name is Smoothie! 🤗 Maybe instead of a puppy you should get a kitty @macylauren https://t.co/protPFlAhA

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Smoothie the cat is pretty much the most beautiful kitty in the whole world 😽 https://t.co/AomResAxAg

[Alaena Schulz @_uhlaynuh]

😭 Whatchu got there, John? https://t.co/XGZuW1yveN