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[T @ToniaAlexis]

eye contact is underrated psychological warfare.

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@kamsifkx happy birthday, love. ❣️

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

One thing I like about women…

If they don’t like you, they rarely touch you. No hugs, no random touches, no unnecessary physical contact.

They’ll treat you like a plague.

[T @ToniaAlexis]

i can’t fake any form of intimacy. i have to really like you to even hug you comfortably.

[T @ToniaAlexis]

don't fake laugh at people's jokes. let them know they ain't funny when it isn't funny.

in the short run, it may hurt their feelings, but in the long run, it will actually make them better.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Hey babe…. a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. NOT a special being

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@kamsifkx oh that!
it was an embarrassing flop.

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

and then you wonder “does knowing me more lead to loving me less?

[T @ToniaAlexis]

people respect you more when they don't see you often. even parents.

trust me.

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

This guy went to a house party,they played the TRUTH or DARE game and a girl dared everybody to do a HIV test.She brought over 50 test kits and 15 persons were positive 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@ifethesabigirl zero effort to edit or reconstruct.
you deserve better. or do you think you deserve this?

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Whenever I attempt to explain my emotions, it always escalates into an argument, and I’m the one who ends up being painted as the villain.

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@capeverdeanvibe easy fix. 💯

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@kamsifkx spiderman brand new day?

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

Dear opportunist,
while you were the one to drink the water, I poisoned it.

Sincerely, the Sadist.

[T @ToniaAlexis]

dear optimist, pessimist and realist,

while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, i drank it.

sincerely,
the opportunist.

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@Auntie_Jesse @Beargirl_1 jeez this!!

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Oversleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms and the easiest way to tell when I’m going through something

[Maham @MoonFlower_98]

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and seeing another man more successful and richer than your husband.😭

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

@MoonFlower_98 @umair_darvaish you’re my newly found fav account on twitter. 💗

[M-Jay🪅🍉 🇵🇸 @Jamesoflife]

Mature for sex and marriage but not for positions of power

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I admire women who leave men at the slightest bit of disrespect.

[_uhlexis @_uhlexisss]

stop washing the interior of your vagina!