uhm heather

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

And I couldn’t give a fuck less about the “weird” or “paranoid” allegations 🤠

[Gemini Princesss @MaskedHottiee]

I'm not arguing with people about Covid anymore like...okay don't wear a mask I hope you're right!

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Accidentally just walked 2 miles on treadmill without weighted vest

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

@AlphaJGhost No wrong answers 😂

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Someone replying to a tweet is the equivalent to hearing someone speak when you thought you were alone 😂😂

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

A checked bag, carry on and 2 back packs at the same time the only things to ever make me wish for a man

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

Oddly specific moments I wished I had a boyfriend:

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Four United States dollars and nineteen cents for some gas…my people are about to see me on a bicycle everywhere omg

[maggiekarp🎃 @maggiekarp]

@OrbitPlusPlus if you think gengar is for straight men they don't feel comfortable telling you they're bi 😔

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

The way that I’m trying to go to sleep & all I can think about is a garlic buttery steak and some potatoes🥲

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Them 1988 to 1992 males got serious issues like 🥴

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

Almost 40 and still cheating when you can be single is crazy! He wasted Meg’s time for absolutely no reason.

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Remember when you could… like…find a cute lil outfit on Amazon for cheap 😭

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Will be laughing at this for at least a few days 💀😂

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Me, reaching out whenever the fuck I want because who cares it’s just boys and we live on a floating rock

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

A “staycation” is so strange why am I at a hotel when my own bed & all my stuff is 30 minutes away

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

No need to ghost anyone just be honest

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

Dave chapelle my twin back in the day 😂

[21IAMPISSED @IAMPISSEDBEATS]

ASK AI ABOUT THE FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT ALL SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS YOU

STUDY THEIR CHARACTER, PICK AND PULL WHAT RELATES TO YOU & APPLY IT

NO SENSE IN BEATING YOURSELF TO FIND A WAY TO THE TOP WHEN SOMEONE WITH THE SAME FREQUENCY AS YOU LAID OUT A BLUEPRINT ALREADY

[uhm heather @_uhmheather]

The way that I saved all my errands for today & half the places I need are closed 🙃

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the lady, perhaps alignment with the energetic frequency of her dreams and desires?

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

20s-40s are the literal prime of life if you lose tolerance to alcohol develop a bunch of allergies , suddenly need 12+ hours of sleep, can’t exercise like you could, can’t remember things anymore, developing new health conditions, getting ill all the time etc, that’s long covid