Ujjwal Kala

Stand-up comic| attention whore
insta: _ujjwalkala

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Ap dhillon ke gaane sunke lagta hai ki cartoons ke intro songs hai.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Hum ek baar se jada nahana afford nhi kr skte

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Mai toh kabhi kabhi sochta hu show mai beech mai kisi random hot ladki ko propose krdu aur bolu ki aaja teri pasand ka lehnga dilata hu terko

[manik mahna @manikmahna]

Neither am I able to express myself properly, nor are others able to fully understand me. I must be a poem.

[Mohit kumar @mk6291431]

Please help @YouTube @TeamYouTube @YouTubeIndia @YouTubeCreators
My youtube channel name
"mohit dudeja" has been hacked was hackjed today at 3pm
Channel Link https://t.co/pO42ONDZ9b
please look into this

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Brilliant Mahak Agarwal.. 😅

[Rii. @Riyaa_16]

what made delhi people the way they are

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

@LadyPeraltaa It's X

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

@LadyPeraltaa Kyuki mummy bhi relationship ka part hogi shyd.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Relationship aate hi mai samaj gya thaa ki yeh mere liye nhi hai.

[Sanskriti Naruka @snskritinaruka]

Dating Indian men is just sooo unpredictable!
After years in a relationship, they suddenly remember that they have a family, who has expectations from then and will not allow him to marry someone from another caste.🤡

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Boss ke saamne dumb act krke usko empowered feel karane ki baat hi kuch aur hai.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

@supriyaa321 When she posts tweets like this one.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

@neilshroff Bnta hai tera

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Neend ke 10 ghante Kam padh Jaa rhe hai merko, ubasi maar rha hu mai.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Mummy aaj chole ke sath jeera rice banane hai

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Will treat Twitter as a rough notebook, as Elon is also doing the same.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Yaha randi ronaa krne se accha bc kaam krle naa fir isko yeh kyu milaa mai yeh nhi krraa bsdk chup.

[Ujjwal Kala @_ujjwalkala]

Earlier this space was good trying to make some difference in society, fir dumb genz ladkia aah gyi.

[Saurav Mehra @sauravsingh347]

@manikmahna manik mahman