Weeeee. songa

Tyranny is irony, na mjinga ni ule hataki kulearn.
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[Ayahuasca🏝️🍹 @Ayahuascababe]

We will sponsor billboards all over the country. This is the image that will win us the election asubuhi na mapema.

[Subie queen @queen_subie]

*Lost child alert*
His name is Dylan Bright, 3yrs old.He was last seen at Kayole Justun School where he schools. He was wearing a black trouser and a black jacket at around 3pm today.

Please call this number 0728118817..or report to the nearest police station.

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

The Greatest AI video of all time

[𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 @Afro_254]

Alert! Kuna reporter fulani wa Newsmax ametukosea heshima sana. Listen to the video.
This is his handle @RobFinnertyUSA
Phone number [phone]

Share Widely, lazima tumsalimie.

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Hakuna kitu hunishtua ka kufikiria life if kasongo gets second term

[I am Chege @_James041]

The World Must not look away from what is happening in Congo and Sudan. #FreeCongo #FreeSudan

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

Bro, ukitaka tuanze kushuka na wewe, hutaamini.

We are watching. Mnakuja na uchokozi, and when we respond, you call us rude.

Count this as a warning.

PRESIDENT EDWIN SIFUNA MUST BE RESPECTED.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo declares himself the GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME and hits back at the obsession with his 1,000-goal milestone!

“People aren’t appreciating what I’m doing RIGHT NOW. They’re more concerned with how many goals I have left to reach 1,000.”

“I DON’T LIKE THAT. Things have to happen naturally. Whether I score 920, 925 or 930 goals…”

“I’m the GREATEST IN HISTORY. PERIOD. When it comes to scoring goals, the numbers speak for themselves.”

“I’m not going to say I HAVE to reach 1,000 goals. If I get there, fantastic.”

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Cuando hueles ese olor que huele como un olor que oliste cuando eras niño

[uluç @uoozarli26]

evde sadece ben varken kapı çalınca

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Bro to bro: Don’t start a war you can’t finish. Stay humble, stay smart. 😅😅🙌

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Coach Ronaldo😂💔

[Spaghetti Mafia @italian_Spencer]

There’s an imposter in their midst.

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A biker in Nairobi accosted by two thugs, with one posing as a Kanjo askari.

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

"Hon Rigathi Gachagua, this is the reason why i was among those who impeached you," Hon Edwin Sifuna

Fearless sifuna tells Riggy face to face,

This is the speech that made Riggy G to know that Sifuna is so daring

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Protect the ballot before it is printed, protect the vote before it is cast, and protect the people’s sovereign will.

[James @MrJamesKe]

When Kasongo came into power, 1,000 would get you around 70 units. Today, the same amount can barely get you 35 units. This is daylight robbery! Yet we are expected to cheer and overwhelmingly vote him back into power. For what exactly?

[Kash Bior @kash_Bior]

I said she is a delulu a d a big mouthed, watu wakanitukana, ona sasa

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Can you also tell us the industries they own, and the number of people they employ, because in other countries, billionaires are those who own such. Poverty mentality makes Kenyans say the kind of statement you are making