John Mutongoi

Opinion/Views/Analysis and Speaking my mind

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

I dare you to drop the last saved photo in your gallery without Context, Anyone?

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Women only make rules for men they don’t like, let that sink in

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Who is the greatest rapper here?

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Haha.. Women huwa funny.. Hata unaeza pata jamaa ndio anataka kutoka kwa hiyo marriage but dem after ameRealise she can't save the situation, amekua wa kwanza kuwa loud ndio aSave face ionekane ni yeye amejitoa😂

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@aab26_ Weird men out here

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Ata mimi nataka pesa nikue nafanya ujinga kama hii juu sina mahali ya kupeleka pesa🥲

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

A lady accidentally left her WhatsApp Web logged in on her boyfriend's laptop. He wasn't even looking for anything. A message popped up saying, "Did he suspect anything?" He clicked it. By the time she came back for her laptop charger, she found her bags already packed at the door. 😭

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

@kafangi @P_choroke1 Isuzu dmax

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Isuzu dmax Or Toyota Hilux

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

2pm gains, Retweet and drop your handles we follow you now!!!

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[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

@aab26_ Pombe ni mbaya😂

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Before church. After church

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@tbagcity Tungekua rich sote😂

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I wish my bank account refreshed as often as I refreshed my timeline

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Turn on my notifications and DM for a shoutout 🔥

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2pm gains, Retweet and drop your handles we follow you now!!!

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@pendingtycoon @J_myke14 Tukisonga

[Son of an Architect. @pendingtycoon]

We're back like we never left. Mmesema tuanzie corner gani kwanza 🥲😂

Where are my mutuals buana. Make your presence tukisonga na kuguziana mamae 😂

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

By age 30, what is the one thing a man must have?