On a first date at Starbucks:
Him: So... you seem like the type of girl who’d like a pumpkin spice latte.
Me: *orders a venti Americano with 4 shots brewed with apple cider vinegar and shotguns it.*
And you seem like a guy who isn’t getting a second date.
On a first date at Starbucks:
Him: So... you seem like the type of girl who’d like a pumpkin spice latte.
Me: *orders a venti Americano with 4 shots brewed with apple cider vinegar and shotguns it.*
And you seem like a guy who isn’t getting a second date.
English major graduate starter pack: • “No, I’m not a teacher”
• forced smile and nod from people when you say you want to be a writer
• forced smile and nod from you when they follow up with, “Well you know you won’t make any money with that!”
Tina. Excellent question & one many of my white friends have been asking.
We're not looking for you to tell a person of color what's going on is wrong, we already know it is.
1. Hold yourself accountable.
2. Correct other racists when you encounter them when we're not around.
A BIG problem with being a 4 is waiting for all the trendy things to die down from being trendy before you get into them and THEN SPOILER THATS HOW HE MET THEIR MOTHER AND THATS WHO GOSSIP GIRL IS AND THEY WERENT EVEN LOST DANG IT
there was this episode of Jon & Kate + 8 where they all got stuck on a plane for like an hour and started having emotional breakdowns one-by-one, and I just feel like that is ALL OF US IN 2020.
here i am 12:37am a grown woman about to cry bc there is no way i am ever going to call toy story 4 canon with an ending like that and a flagrant disregard for the cast dont test me