hannah ray

all Com and no Rom

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

On a first date at Starbucks:

Him: So... you seem like the type of girl who’d like a pumpkin spice latte.

Me: *orders a venti Americano with 4 shots brewed with apple cider vinegar and shotguns it.*
And you seem like a guy who isn’t getting a second date.

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

@hollyharris101 yes.

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

On a first date at Starbucks:

Him: So... you seem like the type of girl who’d like a pumpkin spice latte.

Me: *orders a venti Americano with 4 shots brewed with apple cider vinegar and shotguns it.*
And you seem like a guy who isn’t getting a second date.

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

AND I BECOME A WRITER WHO MAKES ACTUAL REAL (inflated) AMERICAN DOLLARS HAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT!!!!

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

English major graduate starter pack: • “No, I’m not a teacher”
• forced smile and nod from people when you say you want to be a writer
• forced smile and nod from you when they follow up with, “Well you know you won’t make any money with that!”

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

@ChaseHockema and this is just to say...

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

@sweettcarolinee I JUST SAW THIS ILYSM

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

@Ricardo_Knows oh ....my #eggcellent

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

I have never cracked an egg and not thought: “This... This is going to be the time a half formed chick fetus comes out.”

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's a privilege to learn about
racism instead of experiencing
it your whole life.

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

Tina. Excellent question & one many of my white friends have been asking.

We're not looking for you to tell a person of color what's going on is wrong, we already know it is.

1. Hold yourself accountable.
2. Correct other racists when you encounter them when we're not around.

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

This transported me back to a dimension that even my long term memory had forgotten existed.

[WENDY @XoWeendy]

I’m this old 😂.....

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

@JLDtheJD But is it really if you find out through the mass viewers rather than on your own sweet time??

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

A BIG problem with being a 4 is waiting for all the trendy things to die down from being trendy before you get into them and THEN SPOILER THATS HOW HE MET THEIR MOTHER AND THATS WHO GOSSIP GIRL IS AND THEY WERENT EVEN LOST DANG IT

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

Or honestly Kate at 16:17 when she says, “I started having a breakdown. I just knew we all needed a good cry so I just took it all myself.”

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

there was this episode of Jon & Kate + 8 where they all got stuck on a plane for like an hour and started having emotional breakdowns one-by-one, and I just feel like that is ALL OF US IN 2020.

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

Tag yourself I’m this one screaming in the aisle

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

tom hanks how could you let this happen we trusted you

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

here i am 12:37am a grown woman about to cry bc there is no way i am ever going to call toy story 4 canon with an ending like that and a flagrant disregard for the cast dont test me

[hannah ray @_ultravioletRay]

I didn’t realize it for 24 years, but a meat thermometer is pretty crucial for a person with anxiety :)

[relatable @byreIatable]

How I’m getting through everything rn