Uncle Bernie

eyyy im walkin here

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@PlayHearthstone @Blizzard_Ent I know you’re already getting rid of duels, but seems like there are serious issues going on right now. I just faced an opponent who had at least 5 passives (2 of which were ultra-rare) and they started with purified shard in hand. Sai btw. Help?

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@JagexSupport @JagexAsh Thought you weren't able to get harpies without the firemaking requirement :(

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@ethanjhermann Fractured tibia gonna put me out for ~2 months

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Day 3 in the ortho ward. Can’t wait to start rehab though it’s prob gonna hurt a lot

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

In my era where I overhear a girl talking about a cute guy in the gym and I assume she’s talking about me

It’s a fine line between self love and narcissism that I’m walking these days

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@ethanjhermann @richcoastrican I’m throwing piccolo behind this too

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Don’t ever let anyone tell you how to live your life. 3oz of Chinese liquor and 3x15 chest flyes puts me to sleep like a baby. Can’t stop me tomorrow. Drink your water babes

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

#CastleNathria @PlayHearthstone Looks like there is something wrong here... Why are my piranha swarmers not gaining attack? Multiple games lost from this :/

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Learning that there are people who care about what you’re doing

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

I’m all for owning up to one’s mistakes, but he and I spoke during that class session, I just forgot to sign in. I don’t think that warrants losing 90% of my submission grade

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Not sure what to say about the hostility I just received over email. All I asked was if there was some way I could make up for missing attendance… :/ pretty unprofessional for an educator

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Never mind, I know what you did today @RiotSupport

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Yeah I just wasted 24 minutes of my life on a kayn who refused to take smite and stole my lane. What did you do today? @riotgames

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@carcasey18 Do you think it might be time to stop bringing coffee into your bed

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

To the drunk guy on the street who complemented my hair last night: Thanks man, you made my night

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

There is absolutely no way that it is my fault that this is the third time I’ve walked to a class only to find out it is cancelled. I’m not sure who to blame but I sure am mad at them 👿

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

Drinking coffee or redbull and not getting more energy just a higher heart rate got me feeling :)

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@annaoneill25 @carcasey18 Casey go full egg?

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@carcasey18 I’m 6’ and I’m a bit of an idiot

[Uncle Bernie @_uncle_bernie_]

@BSmithPHI @dog_rates God I hope not