Caleb

Old and tired fr | Dog Dad | Your fav bartender

[Caleb @_unclecaleb]

Forgot to post birthday weekend fit pics hehe

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I’m seeing too many guys “looking for RN” on Grindr. If you need a registered nurse, please get off your phone and go to the hospital.

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[MR SPICI @Mr_SPICI]

I am in my bottom era 🤣

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if a woman did this it would keep the lights on at the daily mail for three months

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Why is the mainstream media always talking about California's problems, and never about the insane conditions in red states?

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE VOLCANO ERUPTING??? OH HE ATE THAT SO BAD OMFG😭😭😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

OH

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit mf ain't barked in 4 hours

[ᅠ @artindetails]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

[Caleb @_unclecaleb]

It’s 3am and you hurt my feelings

[Salvatore 💫 @dark_salvatoree]

it’s kinda disheartening to realize that being gay in earlier times was often perceived as safer than it is today

[MaikMiau @MMiau22077]

"You wouldnt last a day in my shoes bro"

You wouldnt last a minute in my butt bro

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything