blessed be the fruit

everything we’ve ever been taught is bullshit

[blessed be the fruit @_under_his_eye]

@Dink670 @Ashfreehappy @thetimes Thank you 🤩

[Mike Kidd @kidd78]

Does anyone know a contact @SpursOfficial that could help with a submission to the memoriam? My partner is devastated after missing the deadline. We’ve contacted Tottenham but have been unwilling to help. Terry her father was a life long spurs fan & season tix holder. Pls help!

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[blessed be the fruit @_under_his_eye]

@JohnLewisRetail terrible service from one of Britains most ‘reputable’ companies. Literally speaking to bots/people who struggle to speak English. Finally spoke to a ‘real’ person she put the phone down on me when I asked her name. Chasing an order thats over a week late!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿wee pepsi🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @robert82758]

@basilthegreat

[Phoneix reloaded @PhoneixReloaded]

INCOMING MANDATORY DIGITAL ID FOR ALL CHILDREN IN THE UK !

This proposal is being introduced in Parliament as a new bill as you read these words.

Under the guise of protecting children, the government are attempting by thrift to introduce draconian intrusive and forever, digital tracking of our children.

These new measures will be compulsory, our children will be issued with a QR code which will contain ALL of their data, this will mean digital slavery for our children that they will never be able to escape.

Read the bill, buried in some seemingly helpful initiatives, there are hidden clauses which clearly define a mandatory digital ID.

THE CHILDRENS WELL BEING AND SCHOOLS BILL

This is being quietly pushed through parliament, it is essential as a nation we stand up to this firmly and make our position clear.

This must be the line in the sand, they are coming for our children, this is that moment in history that will decide the future of this world, we must not stumble, we must not hesitate, we must be decisive and definitive.

LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE, NO TO DIGITAL SLAVERY !

Sign the petition, make your opposition clear, rise up against evil, this is the mark of the beast.

https://t.co/ExBjZzl7pL

#JAILtheWEF
#ENDtheNWO

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🌎🇬🇧 “Today I’m announcing I’m making a Free of Charge Digital ID - Mandatory”

“Let me Spell that out - you will not be able to……”

“It’s as simple as that”

Wow - Took a year for Keir Starmer to turn into a fully blown Fascist Communist Dictator and he doesn’t even care ‼️

[Winston Smith 1984 @Starmers1984]

@Keir_Starmer

[TheIrishWatchdog @WatchdogTh96012]

If you want a reason to object to Digital IDs then just remember how authoritarian the government & police were during Covid. They were delirious with power & treated citizens like cattle. We can never allow those days to return. Resist #DigitalID They are just control tools #UK

[Paul Weston @PWestoff]

A good illustration of modern Britain. Masked man removes artistic dissent against a Tyrannical State, under the guard of Foreign State Security.

[Harry Haslam-Jones (guillotine procurement) @TheHarryHaz]

#Banksy
Always wins the point!!
Well played 👏👏👏✊

[JasyGeorgeybaby MOOSHTIPS @moosh_tips_007]

Just over 7 grand ( large ) to one of you lot! 1) Tell me why you deserve it ! 👊🏻
2) Repost ( We will be checking )
3) Smash the f*ck outta the ❤️

[blessed be the fruit @_under_his_eye]

@moosh_tips_007

[pedigreemilk @pedigreemilk]

To our customers in Newcastle & Northumberland. You may have seen a major dairy company is trialing a product called Bovaer (Produced by a Bill Gates company) to solve the non existant problem of cow burps. We can assure you our cows will never be fed unproven crap like this.

[blessed be the fruit @_under_his_eye]

@EmmaSleepTech Hi is there a way I can speak to a real human being regarding a mattress I’m waiting to receive @Wowcher_Support keep telling me to speak with you but you aren’t responding to my numerous emails…

[Darren of Plymouth @DarrenPlymouth]

Every MP who voted to cut the Winter Fuel Allowance for the elderly and vulnerable.

Make them famous, let them know what you think of them.

[Khaled Hassan @Khaledhzakariah]

Dear @elonmusk, we desperately need your help in the increasingly repressive United Kingdom!

For years, the Mayor of London has been tweeting at us and never even granting us the right to respond. May I suggest that you either disable the feature to block replies for any accounts with a blue or grey tick, or, even better, disable it for everyone?

This platform is about engaging with the public and everyone else. It is NOT about vomiting nonsense at us and not even allowing us the opportunity to engage with you!!!

We the plebs would like to make our voices heard, please!!

Everyone, please retweet this!!!!!

[Ryan @offgriddesigner]

Compare the media ignoring thousands marching peacefully against lockdowns in 2020, yet delivering wall to wall coverage of the current civil unrest

[You know who @DuttyMonkey_]

Virtue signalling wanker Matthew Stadlen must’ve forgotten the thousands of children raped in that town by Pakistani Muslim men.

[Peter Weatherley @Peterweth]

@davidvance