Silly Goose

I don’t be making sense on here

[Silly Goose @_unicornland]

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[kinza @44sunsetsday]

they put crack in hico’s icecreams

[jãy @iemonade]

I can still smell 2020 hand sanitizer if I close my eyes

[trash jones @jzux]

more things should have a muppet button

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Threepeat.

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

Pakistani citizenship costs less than a corolla 😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[mommy ji @ladyzhere]

Men who shouldn't exist in this world:

Virat kohli fans
Ronaldo fans
Men who call their girlfriends "meri bandi"

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I called 911 by accident this morning and the operator asked me if everything was alright. When I said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up. Now what if the killer was forcing me to say that??? He didn't even pry a little bit 😭😭

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[♰ @bigg_naeto]

Can you use “sick days” for being sick of your coworkers?

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Day 16/365 of waking up as Premier League champions

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[leti @Letangmohlala]

Younger brothers can be mean😭

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[roman roy apologist @ro3ver]

me when sindhri mangoes

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man