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Unable to resist his advances, Patricia offered her aging liver to Charlton Heston, who quickly devoured the nubile larvae housed within.

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Enema mechanism

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Don't shove an AIDS baby in my ass

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Fart is poop air

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I don't apologize when I gynecologize

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Bring me my Brillo pants and Chore Boy underwear

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Give me some of that beef banana.

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Navel high under armor pants

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Dangerous mollusk contaminants.

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@VNixie GLUE SANDWICH

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Praise to the sandwich! Lord of all snacks!!

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@annazucco TOP SCORE

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RAISE YOUR HAND OF YOU'VE COVERED YOUR NAKED BODY IN NUTELLA WHILE WATCHING HANNAH MONTANA RERUNS

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One donut is not as good as two.

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Sometimes I wonder how Corey Feldman is dealing with the death of Corey Haim.

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IF MY IQ TEST IS POSITIVE I'LL HAVE TO CALL ALL OF MY SEXUAL PARTNERS

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I CAN OPEN THE GATE FOR YOU (peels skin from face to reveal Howard the Duck)

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It's hard to brush your hair when it's made of Kit Kats. I'm carving chocolate nooks and crannies.

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#ThankYouJesusFor being an awesome imaginary friend FUCK YEAH JESUS you up there with HR Pufnstuf

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#ThankYouJesusFor that rash on my man-jam it lets me know I'll never be alone, mostly in a sultry "Kate Winslet drinking bourbon" voice

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#ThankYouJesusFor giving us Wheel of Fortune as a gauge to measure human suffering and wind patterns