LES🌙

yes I'm changing 🐛 can't stop it now

[LES🌙 @_unles]

Me at karaoke hitting all the right notes https://t.co/UvWu3sSfVq

[deray @deray]

Adele may have serious competition from Hendrix. I love kids.

[shanny @fairyyjs]

SPOTIFY WHATS GOING ON IM SCARED

[KALI UCHIS @KALIUCHIS]

in 2022 people will only be able to reach me through love

[LES🌙 @_unles]

Y didn’t Carrie Bradshaw ever paint her nails?

[LES🌙 @_unles]

What would you do if at the end of a 13 hour work shift your partner made you dinner which entailed reheated Taco Bell?

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[LES🌙 @_unles]

*scream dies*

[LES🌙 @_unles]

*scream dies*

[LES🌙 @_unles]

A good lawyer can get anyone off.. on a technicality

[LES🌙 @_unles]

I witnessed a car accident where the back of the victim’s car was struck in an intersection leaving her disoriented on the opposite side of the road.
The court ruled in the defendants favor on a technicality.

I’m not surprised Cosby is getting off on a technicality.

[LES🌙 @_unles]

@ChipotleTweets what’s the point of ordering ahead online if I still have to wait 20+ minutes when I get to the joint???? Lol folks have literally come and gone and I’m still sitting here in a sea of online orders

[LES🌙 @_unles]

I didn’t think anybody needed to hear this but apparently someone does:

If you’re going to lie, best not send me receipts that contradict your lie

[LES🌙 @_unles]

You can’t be an idiot AND try to mess with me at the same time. You can only pick one and unfortunately for idiots, the choice has already been made for you 🤷🏾‍♀️

[LES🌙 @_unles]

@AyyPebo Thanks Wes✨

[LES🌙 @_unles]

Tomorrow is my last day teaching / working at a high school and I’m so thankful... I feel like I’m graduating with a degree in zoom filters, a masters in adolescent psychiatry and a PhD in empathy 🎓

[LES🌙 @_unles]

@g_marshmallow_ Love you bb🥺

[LES🌙 @_unles]

Being on Twitter for the first time in a while was fun for 5 min but I’ve seen too much nasty shit already (ranging from poppy booties to raw meat to folks spitting in folks throats?!!?!) so I’ll be seeing y’all again in a few months...maybe... after I filter some of y’all

[LES🌙 @_unles]

Uh uh... not this libra

[LES🌙 @_unles]

My dad was trying to surprise me for his birthday... so he asked me to come over to help him move a fridge but I was on my cycle so I was like another time...

[LES🌙 @_unles]

and basically the surprise is that 3 or 4 of my Haitian aunties and uncles came up from Miami and we’re going to dinner... so I woulda shown up prepared to be there for 45 min max looking like a country bumpkin while everybody else was lookin cute and ready to go out...