samuel 'wednesday' adams

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[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

*Massachusetts voice*

Look at these two troublemakers

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

👀 @ZoAndBehold which cut is that Nooworks CIRCA dress??

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Oh my god.

Remember the women who took up the bench yesterday so that Rep Zephyr would not have any seat outside the chamber?

I am being told that the woman closest to the camera in blue pants is Speaker Regier's mother.

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

it sucks so bad when otherwise good authors are like "the huge ugly fat man waddled ginormously down the street, his fat skin glistening with fat sweat that could only be produced by a fat fatty of his extraordinary size" and it happens literally all the time

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

this shit pisses me off fr cause these people are fully evil and we should be attaching that reputation to their names not to cringe faux-cutesy nicknames

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

The Germans really understand that the key to a good gummy candy is wax

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

Why does EVERY SINGLE recipe lie to you about how much milk to use when making biscuits, I'm so serious it's a conspiracy and I don't understand who's behind it. NO ONE is using a full 3/4 cup of milk, you're going to make a sloppy mess, come tf on

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

i am once again asking online publications to just let me pay you like a dollar to read a single article without subscribing

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

Not to defend any billionaire idiots, but people saying stuff like "usually you sort out how a feature is going to work before you announce it" have clearly never worked at a tech company in their life

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

Abolish ice for sure but also abolish tsa please I'm begging

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

not to be from massachusetts but i've literally never heard a good fake boston accent

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

reverse john wick

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

Do those gentrification apartment buildings actually know what "loft" means?

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

I've spent time wondering if I'm emotionally divorced from the memory of my abortion but I think it really was just something that I wanted to do and I did it and it's really not any more complicated than that! It was an easy decision with a positive outcome! Simple as that tbh!

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

What's wild about Battlestar Galactica is that the first season would be the third season on literally any other show

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

@jeanbrionhanle Boooo

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

@jeanbrionhanle reverting to ditch weed and the loss of pornhub would unleash a huge swath of white supremacists who are currently only held back by a preoccupation with the internet

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

it's just so clear that high waisted bikinis were invented by skinny people who hate looking at fat people because literally why would I want tight elastic around my widest squishiest part??? my belly button deserves to breathe

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

we really coined a whole psychological phenomenon based on white people not knowing anything about nelson mandela huh

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

just strolling down memory lane 🤪

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

@brianjoralvarez just caught myself thinking "wow, coincidence! tj mack is in disney too!"😐

[samuel 'wednesday' adams @_unsarahble]

@Anne_Arbor @sullivan_ballou I just looked up the number to see how many mass shootings happened this month and according to https://t.co/rTfuO9TQvF this is actually the 43rd of May 2022