Upstate Dad

He’s been living in his upstate world

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

@swestcott621 @RepMTG Hey @RepMTG don’t choke on a dick you cunt. K thanks.

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

@swestcott621 @RepMTG Hey @RepMTG don’t choke on a dick you cunt. K thanks.

[Sara Westcott @swestcott621]

@_upstatedad @RepMTG I think so, but just don’t tell that cunt to choke on a dick because that is NOT acceptable.

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

@swestcott621 Is it okay to call @RepMTG a cunt?

[Sara Westcott @swestcott621]

I’m back from Twitter jail! Apparently it is not ok to tell a Congressperson to choke on a dick. I will remember that for next time.

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

SCOOP - Sidney Powell was in Oval Office last night as POTUS discussed making her special counsel for election fraud. @KannoYoungs and me https://t.co/wUB8ZMrPxp

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s go win this, @KamalaHarris.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

.@JoeBiden can unify the American people because he's spent his life fighting for us. And as president, he'll build an America that lives up to our ideals.

I'm honored to join him as our party's nominee for Vice President, and do what it takes to make him our Commander-in-Chief.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

when someone says the title of the movie in the movie

[Councilman Owusu Anane @OwusuAlbany]

Albany @MayorSheehan Declares a State of Emergency to Prohibit the General Public from Entering City Buildings Unless Expressly Stated Below and to Prohibit the Execution of Evictions Within the City of Albany During COVID-19 Outbreak.#Albany #COVID-19

[Nick Reisman @NickReisman]

Both the state Senate and Assembly will meet in Albany on Monday as planned. Leaders say they will be taking proper health and social distancing precautions. Non-essential Senate staff will work remotely.

[Jill Konopka @jillkonopka]

State of Emergency declared in Albany, per @MayorSheehan 1/2

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Woken at 4:30 am by a small boy climbing into bed with me, needing to talk about zombies. He had so many big things to say about zombies. He talked about zombies until 7 am at which point he rolled over, gave a tiny snore and slept. And I got a 30 minute doze before the alarm.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

@Jheinbuch I was writing until 1:30 am to get something to people in another time zone. Still envious?

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

Window gazing. #latergram #baby #babiesofinstagram #toddler #toddlerlife #dadlife #dadstagram #instadad #dadsofinstagram #dad #parenting #upstatedad #ny #albany #upstateny #nature https://t.co/9Pu8FkT7US

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

High fashion. #fashion #ootd #accessories #hat #baby #babiesofinstagram #upstatedad #latergram #dadstagram #instadad #dadsofinstagram #dadlife #parenting #albany #ny #upstateny https://t.co/MEgtP4LMKB

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

Adding another pumpkin to the patch...Tiny Heiny #2 coming April 2020!!! MOST of us are pretty happy about it 😂! #babybuch2 #babybuch #tinyheiny #pregnant #family #april2020 #babies #babiesofinstagram #parenting… https://t.co/a35VtY7sle

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

“This one right here is a beaut Dad!” #latergram #pumpkin #fall #autumn #upstateny #ny #albany #upstate #nature #babies #baby #babiesofinstagram #dadlife #upstatedad #dadstagram #instadad #dadsofinstagram #parenting https://t.co/pICfjXT1LK

[Upstate Dad @_upstatedad]

“Look Mom, no hands!!!” #drivefastpoopslow #car #carstagram #instacar #racecar #baby #toddler #toddlerlife #babiesofinstagram #upstatedad #dadlife #dadsofinstagram #instadad #dad #parenting #albany #ny #upstateny… https://t.co/Kmjb05cIb7