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[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Alex Jones drops a bombshell. He confirms Trump is floating the idea of canceling the 2028 elections to illegally stay in power.

Marjorie Taylor Greene warns this is a calculated operation to normalize a dictatorship. She states the administration is violating the Constitution.

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

Clicking “Open in app” then being taken to the App Store 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓝. @luvblessingz]

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me and my grandma when we used to chill together

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

whenever someone tells me they got a DUI i ask them what song they were listening to & i’ve compiled a playlist with everyone’s song so far

[daniel (michelle steel hate account) @danielluo_pi]

our secretary of "education"

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[navi 🧃 @kanaviye1]

This is who France is sending to repo the Statue of Liberty.

[Overtime @overtime]

This guy broke the Jimmy Butler trade news to the Heat right now 🤣 (via shantsolmaz/IG)

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

dude was on stream teaching foreigners how to dance 😭 https://t.co/dcYCrIUTQN

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

boys are so easy to impress

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

land where 'tough' is an understatement..
Australia is not for beginners

a thread

1. The absolute size of this cattle-eating crocodile caught in Australia.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

we were 30 seconds into the first episode

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Dude uno reversed the prank 😂