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Future WWE Superstar

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@NickZablocki .400 batting average would get me to the hall of fame.

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@domleone97 He gets away with so much man…. End of the day thats a grown man! And i will treat him accordingly.

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@JoeMetti @ringer Theyre not gonna get the click from me sorry.

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@ringer @JoeMetti

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@ringer All while contemplating whether jalen green is the next bradley beal🥺🥺

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@ZiceyBraumseil Perfectly fine. Im spinning the original series back right now.

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Love how 800 million people watched squid games because teenagers in California said so, but I cant find a person within 50 miles to talk with about the Dexter reboot on Showtime.

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Couple next to me at the bar:
“Theres a reason nobody wants to go on vacation with you — because the entire room shakes when you snore.”

Just seperate already.

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@TheSharpPlays @mikejess216 I started following you at apoint where poison was swinging hard and missing at BIG CHALK. I never faded, but there were some serious dogs along the way

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@mikejess216 @TheSharpPlays Maybe so, but anyone who was fading mr poison in his “prime” was WAY up

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Phil Root was only 20 when he took Gold at the Belle Isle half marathon.

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Don’t EAT the orange garnish if you order a blue moon. Squeeze it in the beer. Discard it. But for the love of God — dont eat it.

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@biscuitandgracy Never in my life :-)

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Cant believe im at a stage in my life where im strongly considering adopting a rabbit.

For companionship.

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If he is sitting at the corner of the bar babysitting a beer not talking to nobody — that is the bartenders boyfriend bro. Tread lightly.

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That’s Olivia “Hits Only” Rodrigo to you.

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When a store has a rewards program but they dont pressure you to sign up while checking out > loving and being loved.

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J Cole really is rapping like the rent due on this new jawn