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#loveislandusa kenzie be like:

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In case you wanted to feel bad about yourself today, here are Calvin's move rings

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"Veronicon I had so much fun with you today 🥰"

Dean all day:

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@erinaballoon @TheMMAMuse17 😭

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D: this popsicle looks like Africa.
...
D: you know cause it's like red white and blue.
Me: America, Dean. America.

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"Make sure you keep an ear out for the dryer cause once it beeps we can put your blue mats back in your bathroom"

Dean: I have BOTH of my ears out EVERY. DAY.

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Me: I did absolutely nothing tonight
Calvin: you deserve nothing

Calvin: wait

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Calvin trying to figure out how to fold my sports bras and tank tops like it's origami

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@FlockCwood @JimmysSeafood

[Calvin (tyler loop enthusiast) @FlockCwood]

“Hey dada can I say ass?”

My 5 year old while eating dinner

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@FlockCwood Not melania 😭

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D: when I grow up I wanna be a chef just like YOU DADA 🥰
D: actually no I don't. I wanna work at Walmart.

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@ShannnnQ I don't remember 😭😭😂

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OH

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Me: Dean starting right now it's quiet time. Do you understand
Dean: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: do you understand
Dean: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: Dean do you understand
Dean: yes
Me: ok what did I just say
Dean: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: Dean what did I just say, what time is it right now
Dean: 6 7

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@ShannnnQ

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C: "I think I'd like to get a manicure at some point just to get my cubicles done"

Me: your what

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@TweetsByBerto @Wawa How do I enter