Nditshu from above

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

How many times can Sister Bethina be played in 2 hours.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.

- Franz Kafka

[Lil Kudzi muVert @yslomry]

you clearly haven’t been in Shurugwi.
Shurugwi is like a Supernatural episode, vampires, giants and werewolves

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

nano cheating.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

You really gotta accept micro cheating to be in a relationship nowadays 😭😭

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Instagram is WhatsApp.

WhatsApp can actually be simplified down to just sending texts and media. All the other shit is hooters on a calculator.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Idk man, that whole thing of not posting on your WhatsApp status because you’re trying to aura farm ain’t for me

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

They make you pay for the blueberries and orange slices too?

Nah. Good looking out.

[Chase Damani 🦍💸 @asapnyamss]

I also inform them about the dangers of garnishment before they order bottles 🧚🏾‍♀️

[SKINDEEP @SkindeepJD]

Cancel my people, cancel your Visa, nobody gon' enter🇿🇦

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Big media’s coverage of Ye and Jay demonstrates a distinct lack of taste.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

The kids are allowed to have opinions.

MaE punching down like that was weak as hell.

He owes that kid an apology.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

After all the water levols you wait for ice to melt.

I’m sick of me.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

The plot thickens but shawty thicker

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

The signals Kudzi caught today were perfect.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Mhofu mhenyu

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Getting KO’d by this form is embarrassing

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

KAT getting his chip before AE is definitely not nothing.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Jonasi is a victim.
Joyce is in charge.

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

Watching the polygamist with a man you forgave for cheating must be so tough 😭

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Python - AKA

Theme song

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

The ex wife can go home when she’s done with her MBA at Gibs, I cleared her debts for this, don’t make my money go to waste… The rest must toss, turn & tender leave to return to sender. The Durban July theme is patriotism this year!

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

We need to be able to almost recreate experiences

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

Real nigga shit

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[Nditshu from above @_vaMhofu]

New Wistoria is the best shit out right now