The Big Meowski

I need your strongest potions.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

We met in Pamplona, during the Running of the Bulls. He was wearing blue, and I was wearing my lower intestines as a belt.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

@AggressiveMayo @TheUltimateTbag Gotta do it again soon. I had to hop off to cook dinner. We made a great team.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

@TheUltimateTbag @AggressiveMayo Ggs! Had fun as usual.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

@JustCallMeFrank I'm here. Slightly.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

Watch me on Overwatch 2.

https://t.co/NquvOwxtDc

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

Mama said if I don't light my Dale Earnhardt candle every night before bed Santa won't bring me a new daddy this year.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

@1051TheX With family like yours, who needs enemies? Merry Christmas, big brother.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

An Italian spa that offers a manipesto.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

Puzzle pieces that moan when put into the right place.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

Related to my last tweet.

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

@JayePow Nice.

[Jaye F. Powers @JayePow]

Some fun facts about Jodie Foster -
She works out every morning at the same time with the same work out partners, her first role was on a episode of Mayberry RFD, and she is really, -really- hard to impress.

[Jaye F. Powers @JayePow]

I just had to explain to my father in law what a @bucees was and I haven’t lived in Texas since 2009

[The Big Meowski @_Vaginasaurus]

Unfollow me if you don't get this reference.

[Jaye F. Powers @JayePow]

When I walk into the building in the morning there is always music playing in the lobby. This morning it was Bach’s Aria Da Capo which explains why I kept looking at the ceiling of the elevator headed up to the studio.

[Jaye F. Powers @JayePow]

I’m glad Father’s Day is over just because I got sick of women posting “best dad ever” about the same guy they shit talk relentlessly the other 364 days.

[Jaye F. Powers @JayePow]

Wife told me the reason she married me was to watch me slowly die.

That's why I cook my own food.

[Tony @tsm560]

I’m terrible with names and faces so if I don’t remember you it’s probably because you’re ugly

[Tony @tsm560]

Decided I’m going to broaden my horizon by adding more broads to it

[Tony @tsm560]

Her: I’m embarrassed for you

Me: someone should be

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

[Text from my Sensei] You can either learn karate or be a fuckboi. You can't do both.

Me: *flicks my feather earring* We'll see about that, Stephen.