Tony

no clue

[Tony @tsm560]

The world is so fucked up I come to twitter to see the good in people

[Tony @tsm560]

@Needyhelpy @ThisPlaceAgain 😒

[Tony @tsm560]

@KissabiX I look old enough without that filter. And now you finally look like someone I could date 😍

[Tony @tsm560]

@hunbothered How thoughtful of you 😒

[Tony @tsm560]

@ANTambo @AndreyasAsylum Not since 1966

[Tony @tsm560]

The world is so fucked up I come to twitter to see the good in people

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Out of all the types of people who MUST be stopped, the stranger who sits beside you when there’s tons of open chairs is the most baffling.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Children in the Eighties lived in fear that Nancy Reagan would get them if they misbehaved.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

No, I can’t give you a ride to the airport, but I can help you download the Lyft app because we’re adults now.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Everyone keeps asking me if I’m okay, and I think it’s because I keep showing up to places looking like I was hit by a truck.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH I'M JOINING THE BULL RIDING CIRCUIT

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I just woke up and opened Twitter and now im already mad

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

My frequently used gif section makes me happy

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

I'm fluent in sigh language

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

I'll to, too, your, you're, there, their, and they're you under the table

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

Sometimes I think I just need a sparkly baton

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

I love people that get offended on Twitter. They sort of make it all worth it.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

Last night I had a dream that I was drinking a beer, and now I'm drinking a beer.

Fuckin weird, man.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

I will be closely monitoring your ass to ensure you don't fart in my Jeep.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

After world war II, Tony and I came back and just started banging bitches.