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some people don’t like things. but I like things

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@WCBD

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@AskTSA can I bring a box of 3” screws as a carry on

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@ahooot123451 Oh yeah Abigail. You’re playing a lot of cod these days you Russian bot farm twat

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@vidyameylita03 @ATVIAssist Oh yeah Theodore? You bot

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@ATVIAssist please un-shadowban me i literally have done nothing wrong

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@4thandLinches @Starbucks @dunkindonuts This ain’t Mass anymore. Wish there was.

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Hey @Starbucks did I really just pay 5.50 for half a cup of coffee and then get turned out of the store when I asked if it possible to fill this up? Yes.

Would @dunkindonuts ever do this to me? No. Not even a little

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@GolfDigest That’s so dead

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@iamcrazyeyes Damn you make your bread out of potato??

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@stoolgolftime @ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf I’m not NOT gonna enter

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🚨STEALTH 2 GIVEAWAY 🚨

Golf season is almost here, so we’re giving away THREE brand new #Stealth2Drivers. Here’s how to enter:

- Follow @stoolgolftime, @ForePlayPod, and @TaylorMadeGolf
- Retweet
- Create an account in the Barstool Golf Time App

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Humble brag szn folks

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A perfect portrayal of how you feel providing cash to close on your first house

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@The_Shines Forgot I had to bet against him and the entire herd of zebras

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Looks like my Super Bowl betting won’t be financing my new home entertainment room

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Jalen Hurts Hail Mary

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Pat mahomes is about to sip a kombucha and black out with how many painkillers he has in his system

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Somebody audit State Farm’s accounts payable. Refs in pocket