Dunder Mifflin, this is Elisa.

y'all are so dumb ☯️ I'm the example you give for loving Aquarius women🧘🏾‍♀️ this is a Luther, Anita, Sabrina Claudio, Masego, & Mac Ayres stan account

[Dunder Mifflin, this is Elisa. @_valentineeeeee]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um easy, both. I want people to fear how much they love me."

[Frozen OJ 🍊 @Anastasia_MB]

@erenfromtargets Her sisters are twins but look exactly like her 🙂

[Mide @MideAlabukun]

People really underestimate how devastating alcohol is.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

word that was a crack era accomplishment 😭

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

When Bartender comes on

[G 🇬🇸 @RubbBandGrant]

Mind you ….

[Mello_G❣️👸• La Roja 🇪🇸 @Mello_Mel27]

Honestly, the dot on a patty was never a second thought to me, ever in life lool

[One of WUN. @GloriDayzEra]

Blossom taking care of touchdown as if she’s not just 365 days older is hilarious

[Josh @JoshuaOgundu]

Black people talk about dating a lot for a group that has the lowest marriage rates in the U.S

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

This probably made way more sense in your head…

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rapper Twista Faces 5 Years in Prison After Failing To Pay Income Taxes https://t.co/ml8oe6LFan

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Excuse me

[m. @moseason_]

And her name tag would say “Puhllateez”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream, but with 3 better flavors?

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

This how A Boogie sound to me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[MAYA💎 @ShesABombDotCom]

A huge problem with the troubled youth today is that they have birds for mothers, and losers for fathers . They never really stood a chance 🫤

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

He constantly impresses me

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

i hate the word “sure” bitch yes or no???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.