Benefits of drinking:
-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
A good snap best friends list in 2026 consist of 1 girl, 6 of your boys, and 1 guy that’s your tophat plug for the class you always fade. That’s how Chip operates.
Scottie scheffler- arrested
Tiger woods- arrested
John Rahm- terrorist sympathizer
Rory Mcilroy- 5’8
Jordan Spieth- 4 kids and a wife. Model citizen. PATRIOT