Julian

chill guy | carti connoisseur

[Julian @_vamppp]

We made it outta lansing after all that happened!

[Julian @_vamppp]

@TimGavrich @GOLFPASS No American Dunes for Michigan??

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Julian @_vamppp]

@k790diskin Bastard

[Cashmere Heath @CashmereHeath]

“Who won the 2026 PGA” is about to become the toughest pub quiz question in 15 years time

[Julian @_vamppp]

@unite276 Wya

[JUNK BOND ANALYST @junkbondanalyst]

JPMorgan’s leveraged finance meeting

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Comfortably the easiest question to answer maybe of all time

[Willie B. Hardigan @billbhardi]

I’m gonna miss the “this chick should probably do a pap smear” tasting water at IM West

[Brody Sheetz @brodysheetzESPN]

“Paul Rabil - Do One More” type of drunk tonight

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Absolute scenes at Hollywood Golf Club!

[Chip “The Factor” Douglas @TuckChin69]

A good snap best friends list in 2026 consist of 1 girl, 6 of your boys, and 1 guy that’s your tophat plug for the class you always fade. That’s how Chip operates.

[msu trustees @msutrustees]

Indiana football and Michigan basketball national championship

[Tim Marshall @TimMarshall99]

Opening up D2L after three consecutive weeks of traveling

[Goose @sir12304]

Scottie scheffler- arrested
Tiger woods- arrested
John Rahm- terrorist sympathizer
Rory Mcilroy- 5’8

Jordan Spieth- 4 kids and a wife. Model citizen. PATRIOT

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

All you can do at this point is pray to whatever god you believe in and drink some Oberon

[Chad Latz @LatzChad]

@UConnMBB @UConnHuskies Hey UConn. Your team is about to get flexed on, and beat by my Michigan State Spartans on Friday night!!!!!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This is why Tom Izzo is one of the greatest to ever do it.

Coaching masterclass on the last possession and outsmarted Painter.