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people displeaser

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

KNICKS IN FIIIIIIIIIVE

[reverend alex @_vangoblin_]

@TW1NKD3STR0YER @kein_motorrad did someone say kgb ?

[g a b y @gabydvj]

coffee shop i'm in is playing tongue tied by grouplove. the dream of the 2010s is alive in crown heights

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

Madeon dropping Icarus at Coachella

Absolute classic @madeon @coachella

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

DUNE PART THREE

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

anyone wanna get Boba ?

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth.

Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://t.co/lnEEHQgVai

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.

[focu ranni @NOTORlOUSNATH]

lumpia.. adobo.. i ate it every single day.

[💆‍♀️ @SOPHlEBAEK]

FIVE MILLION SUICIDES JUST HIT THE LANGDONMEL TOWERS

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"American Psycho" director Mary Harron is baffled by "Wall Street bros" still idolizing Patrick Bateman when the movie is “a gay man’s satire on masculinity.”

"I’m not sure why it happened, because Christian Bale’s very clearly making fun of them

[caio 【= ❙ 𖥦 ❙ =】 @itsjustCaio]

HE DID NOTT PLAY HOLY PRIEST

[State of New York @NYGov]

c ows .

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ME AT 2 A.M.: “Is all love doomed to fade to indifference?”

TACO BELL CASHIER: “Look, lady. It’s ephemeral, like a wave upon the shore.”

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[the dare @itsthedare]

Slap slap slap clap clap clap

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

It’s time to admit Sid was actually a pretty cool and creative guy for making all those fucked up toys, way cooler than that fucking loser Andy

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

“Creeping Baby Doll”, was first patented by Robert J. Clay on March 14, 1871. In the application, he describes his creepy baby as “a very amusing toy... produced at small cost.” National Museum of American History.