V A R S H A ☔

Got you thinking I'm different these days🍃

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Just had a Japanese sweet potato for the first time and WOW how is this even healthy!!

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

My CEOs: we need you to go to this meeting tomorrow night in our place, just introduce yourself and tell them what we do here, there’s no way you can mess this up

ME: is that a challenge?? 😭😭

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Tryna look like a cute dog mom walking around the neighborhood w| my dog and then he does his business & now I’m walking around w| a bag of 💩

[jane @ijanedoll]

they did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy i’m still traumatized as an adult

[loid @Iveslueur]

introvert be like “i know a place” then they go home.

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

I literally just ordered and they sent me a mini version of this with some kinda broth in it and on top it says “microwave safe”… 🤨

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Psych/Thriller book recs?

[Maira @maira4yo]

wearing an outfit and looking exactly the way you imagined is the best feeling ever

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Skinny jeans were always ugly to me

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Just saw a plastic bag drifting through the wind

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Tuesday-Thursday (in-office days) be kickinggg my butttt

[໊ @sonohoor]

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

a lot of “smart” people just have really good memory

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

I’m at the age where I can’t wear a ponytail for more than 3-4 hours

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Is Burger King wrong for making that original chicken sandwich so salty or am I wrong for ordering it?

[V A R S H A ☔ @_varshmallow_]

Our IT guy is helping out my older coworker set up a new monitor and he goes “do you want your icons this big?” and she goes “I want them average size” and he responded “well you don’t have them set to average you have them set to Helen Keller” 💀💀