vedant mistry

my alter ego

[vedant mistry @_vedantmistry_]

so who want me ?

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

does that say posted in 2022….

[Nickel (not active) @fivecentfox]

38% mortality rate!?!? Nuke that fucking ship NOW

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

They wasn’t there

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

We used to write three essays (mind map, first draft AND final draft) in 3 hours for English Paper 3, pls man ✋🏾😭 AI has rotted your brains

[William A Goldsborough @WmAG_V]

Good morning to everyone represented in this number.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

Donald J. Trump is a Domestic Terrorist.

Please unfollow me if you think otherwise.

I don’t want you around.

[Chuck @cfisonline]

i love illegal immigration i want yall mfs here

[Tony X @soIoucity]

we used to drink water out of the hose

[Jon Stokes @jon_stokes]

Reaching unprecedented levels of this rn

[Laura @garssl]

a veces me quejo de la vida pero luego recuerdo que todo lo que he querido siempre llega en su momento, que soy una persona bendecida, que la vida es maravillosa y que diosito es inmensamente detallista conmigo

[Soup @soupinthering]

How I see the world

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

If you sick and you laugh at a joke, you’re no longer sick.