happy boi

lemonade n shade w my feet up

[happy boi @_versashie]

when the cabs are here

[femme fatale @eliesaaabs]

happy july 17th to those who celebrate

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

This is true for socializing too btw

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[g @34rths]

I just want someone who wants to hangout with me forever

[lumi @lumiagww]

when i accidentally ruin the mood but i lowk just wanted some reassurance and affection

[agnes ☽ @folkloreemind]

i wish spotify had a "songs you forgot about for some weird reason but trust me, you still love them" button

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[miia @miiagarro]

don’t hmu, i'm evil now and i bite

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

[becks @beccasballad]

ppl need to stop telling me they want me like that’s actually none of my business and you shoulda wrote that down somewhere Idk

[miia @miiagarro]

having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it

[happy boi @_versashie]

my favorite thing to do is force any man who walks into my apartment to watch 90 day fiance with me, including my roommate who is a boy and they all get #hooked

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

I don't think adjusting our clocks twice a year to best maximize daylight is a big deal at all

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

they hate when u serve soft hearted crazy bitch

[barbancourt baddie @msexyhaitian]

oh okay cs we were wondering

[Charlize Boné @charlizebone]

I love that you just never fucking know with me

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!