Your Nemesis 💀

Where the vibes reside. I won’t follow back, I don max out that energy.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

This simply means everything a ‘Wife’ is, can be outsourced.

Now how can you outsource a provider ?

Pay someone to provide for you let us see.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

They will put everything in their mouth except their actual food.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

You want Nigerians to leave reality and listen to one oyibo from Belgium?

Omo, you stupid gan walai!

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

The useful comparison is not just green versus red.

It is the same area, on two dates, with the source images and notes still attached.

That is how the next survey starts with context instead of a blank page.

#fieldscope #drones #softwarereportingsoftware

[Femi Obaf @OBAF4U]

70% of the people living in Nigeria earn less than N100,000 per month

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

ROI on the spray side is easy to see — fewer inputs, faster coverage.

The part that's harder to put a number on is what happens after the flight: turning that data into a report someone can actually act on.

That's usually where the real time goes.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

Heat stress detection just got sharper. Same 15-minute report, more precise flags on where the plant is actually struggling — not just where it looks different.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

Great lineup — would love to hear if documentation/reporting requirements came up alongside spray height and buffer zones. That side of compliance gets a lot less airtime than the flying rules.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

Legal is step one. The bigger shift is what operators now need to document to prove they followed the rules — that's where most of the industry still runs on notebooks and memory.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

UPDATE on the situation with Peter Akah and Mama Pee in the hands of EFCC.

They reported there by 1pm yesterday and later got released by 12 midnight.

They are to report back this morning.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

“ain’t dey”

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

"yOu nEeD tO sToP bLamInG cOlonIaLism bEcAuSe iT wAs sO lOnG aGo aND iT hAs nO bEaRiNg oN oUr LiVEs tOdAY"

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Some people out there genuinely still think that one Bola Tinuboobooroo somewhere is the one making these decisions.

I am tired of explaining what should be obvious to anyone but the world's most hard-headed people...

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

Putting drone tech directly in operators' hands at the local level is the right approach. As these new entrepreneurs scale their services, professional reporting will be one of the first bottlenecks — turning flight data into something the farmer can act on.

Tools that solve that will matter.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

What does a professional drone survey report look like?

Not raw images in a Dropbox folder.
Not a text message saying 'field looks good.'

A real report: findings, maps, recommendations, all in one document.

That's what FieldScope builds for you 👇

https://t.co/jzp15LPY8O

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

So happy my son of the same age is busy writing Python and committing code to Github instead of roaming the streets in animal skin because he has been told by losers to do so. The world has left these people behind. Nothing can save them.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

Good scouting content for pulse growers. The challenge with field-level scouting data is getting it from the scout's phone into a report the agronomist can actually act on — before the next rain changes everything

[Naija Ballers @9ja_Ballers]

Samuel Johansen Chukwudi.

Mother from Faroe Island.

Father from Nigerian

Plays for SV Reid and Faroe Island.

E be like na Igbo man pr€€k go conquer the world.

[FieldScope @FieldscopeHQ]

A quarter-billion dollar ag drone acquisition. The industry is going institutional.

What comes next: operators, insurers, and agronomists are all going to demand standardized, professional reporting.

You can't run a $260M operation on handwritten field notes.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Ironically, this heated "Olodo Uprising" conversation is actually a good sign for Nigeria.

Nigeria is finally having its first endogenous, organically-defined culture war over an issue that is intrinsically important to Nigerian society.

Every other culture war that post-colonial Nigeria has fought until now has been imported Yankee slop, or imported religious slop, or both (LGBTQ, 3rd wave Feminism, "sexual liberation", tithing, NYSC hijab, etc).

A society fighting internal culture wars over its own self-defined issues is a society that is finally obtaining an identity of its own. Long may the war continue, and may the olodos suffer crushing defeat that dooms their uprising to the chapters of a Jude Bela historical documentary released in 2045.