Vimal Tiwari

Engineer @Google
Content @quora @medium @linkedin

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

No one.

Literally No one.

Me (Everytime I visit some website),

1. Press F12.
2. Try some random #javascript
3. Feel like Hacker.

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #experience #programming #frontenddeveloper #ui #thoughts

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Raghav Chadha's LinkedIn update just dropped 👀
CTO at Startup (AAP) → SDE 2 at Amazon (BJP)

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

@IndiGo6E Kya kare iss status update ka..??

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Hum toh boycott krne waale the na...???

#AsiaCupFinal #AsiaCup2025 #INDvsPAK

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@airindia waalon ki image esi hogai hai ki..

log "Haridwar" jaane ke liye bhi "Air India" opt nahi kar rahe...

jabki....@airindia is the fastest flight to reach "Haridwar"...

despite having no airport there.

#AirIndia #AirIndiaCrash

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

In the era of Automation, AI and supercomputing,

We still need Manual human work force, to do

"Bit locker recovery"

#Microsoft #MicrosoftOutage #crowds

Or tumhe lagne lga hai, AI jobs lelega...!!

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@socialepfo I am getting "invalid OTP" for the 1000th time, despite entering correct OTP in every try. Unable to merge the PF accounts. Please help urgently.

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

The common irony of "Cricket" and "Indian Software Industry" is,

If a Bowler(Tester/DevOps/any role) knows, how to bat (SDE work), they're still considered as a bowler,

If a Batsman(SDE) knows, how to bowl(Testing/DevOps/any other work),
they're considered as All Rounders.

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#SoftwareEngineering #SoftwareEngineer #Trending #comic

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@zomatocare @zomato @Zomato_delivery what a service???

You can deliver food on time in a city like Bengaluru but it takes 1.5hour time for you to deliver food in a city like Ujjain.

Will I get my food today? Please tell
Order no: - 5620504727

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

#BharatVsIndia #Bharat #tr

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"Code likhna aasan hai, debug karna mushkil...!!"

#linkedin #google #life #experience #success https://t.co/1zVUG5E6KM

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

In the start of the corporate career, everyone would be like "Monisha",

the one who could be the most careless person who cribs about each and every thing like,

1. "Promotion nahi ho raha"
2. "CTC Kam hai",
3. "usko itna hike kyo Mila..."
4. "Onsite k…https://t.co/0fD4c3IzYq

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

"Kheer puri" hoti hai...

"Halwa puri" hoti hai...

lekin monday ko "Neend" poori nahi hoti...!!

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

POV : In school, during the viva exam,

When you don't understand a question...

ICSC Board : I beg your pardon.

CBSC Board : Sorry.

State Board: "Hain..??"

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

Ye "side hustle" promote karna waale log, wahi hain...

jinhone 12th me "Maths + Bio" liya tha...!!

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

"Darr ka mahaul hai guyzzz...."

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #threads #experience #success https://t.co/CZpKWkhsaf

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

A "Customer" is someone, who can wait,

2 Years for an FD to mature,
2 months for a VISA appointment,
2 days for a bank refund,
2 hours for parcel delivery,
2 minutes on hold by customer care agent

but can never ever bear,

2 second load time on the app…https://t.co/tMUwhUJ4F4

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

Waiting for this post on Linkedin by someone...
(You already know, who they are...)

"10 Business rules to learn from Mark Zuckerberg Ft. Threads"

#linkedin #threads #twitter #business #success

P.S. :-
Meanwhile "Elu" bhai to "Zucku" Bhai...
"Main kya…https://t.co/iY2F2CV202

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

Time taken to reach 1M Users,

Netflix - 3.5 years
Twitter - 2 years
Facebook - 10 months
Spotify - 5 months
Instagram - 2.5 months
Chat GPT - 5 days

and we have a new winner now...!!
Threads - 7 hours

"Matlab, Threads ne, aag to laga di...!!"

Now, the…https://t.co/qvy6Gf4tRn

[Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari]

Telling "Support ticket" number to someone be like,

🇺🇲 : 30117118

🇮🇳 : Tees Gyarah Ikatthar atharah

#linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success