Violet Silver | alt account

professional secret keeper

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

look who’s back on the bird app

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@PatsKam Baked sweet potato chips

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things... that’s romance to me

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Normalize telling your cats your entire schedule before leaving the house so they aren't confused.

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@aziaxdnae Unfortunately I am current fighting for my life because I went to bed at 5am and woke up at 8am.

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said "there's someone he doesn't like. they call him a sandwich?" and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it
bc it was me. i called him deli sub

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@highdefgf Ex contacted me within 48 hours of retrograde starting and I still haven’t recovered.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
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1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@JereneDildine @PiecesofMargo It’s really so jarring when they switch up like that. I could never put words to why I feel so unsettled when that happens but you just illustrated it perfectly.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Sophia Grey 🍸🪩 @xo__sophia]

The feminine urge to become a recurring monthly expense

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Thick thighs will turn shorts into panties and I'm sick of it fr

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

"You smell good" and "your skin is so soft" are top tier compliments.

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I am BEGGING hotels to start putting real doors on bathrooms again

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@RodAxelle Aww I love you so much!

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@PiecesofMargo Low key, I get so anxious during flying, especially take off and landing since those are the most dangerous times during a flight. I close my eyes, hold my breath, and pray during landing and takeoff. And imagine a golden orb of light around the plane protecting it. It does help!

[Violet Silver | alt account @_violetsilver]

@BellaBaddie__ I’ve done orgies with someone I met from twitter. Next question.