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[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

I met the finest mf ever yesterday at the gas station yall and tell me why this mf just got out of prison in February

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

Did y’all read the comic section of the paper when you were little? I tried to talk to someone about this popular comic and he was like “Who tf read the paper as a child???” I thought the comic section was for kids and all of us read it???

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

My coworker’s cat got ran over this morning and this girl done posted a picture of the dead cat in the work group chat. ….

[zwileopie @ceykagons]

"i wanna see u" no u wanna fuck me!

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

For sure yellow

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My fellow neurodivergents:
What color is the number 7?

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Went to school with him in Korea and he was always bad as fck… his mom was our math teacher ..

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drunk man beats US soldier unconscious then attacks second one before arrest in Pyeongtaek, South Korea

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

My Haitian homeboy used to get beat whenever he threw up his cereal n it wasn’t til later his parents realized the nigga was allergic to milk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Blah blah blah

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

honestly she may just be autistic they need to stop putting her on these streams

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

if you want to shift your life, I highlyyy recommend working with the new moon energy tonight.

I've been telling almost every client I’ve had within the last few weeks to pay attention to this Gemini New Moon bc in almost every reading the energy kept coming up as an opportunity to change their life.

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

He told the world about having to watch another man fuck his girl better than he ever did

Then he went home & his girl beat his ass wit a frying pan for putting their intimate business out there

& now he on here writing apology paragraphs… We ain’t ever seen no shit like this

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Lawd it’s hot as fckkk

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

I’ve been getting paid on Tuesdays for the last 2 years and now at this new job, I get paid on Thursdays … I hate it lmao

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

3rd and 5th one smh jeezus

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

@ItsMimaMonopoly Honestly, just crackers

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Of course Diddy’s dick is little lol are yall slow ?

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

@TheRealCzezre

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Fuck I hate when there’s a typo lmao but yall get it 😂😂

[S l i m @_virgoqueen]

Black women don’t know owe yall shit tf

[Jada Black Beauty @JadaBlackBeauty]

She has a point. Some Cis-Woman do provoke trans woman and when the TW say something back everybody’s a victim

She is not wrong.

[Mrs.PayFor💩 @sweatsXstew]

I’m at the age where I wanna look sexy but I’m so far removed from anything that makes me look like a whore like I don’t wanna be anywhere pulling my clothes down