elvis

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[elvis @_viselj]

them white folks don’t play about recalling actor names

[elvis @_viselj]

My DJ Puertorriqueña
My barber Mexican
My takeout Chinese

[elvis @_viselj]

I be looking at group pics and be noticing the lack of melanin

[elvis @_viselj]

I be thinking some weta looks nice to be with then I think about how racist they grandma/grandpa must’ve been. ya no quiero

[elvis @_viselj]

I can make white girls dance

[elvis @_viselj]

I wake up I kiss her pfp I go to work

[elvis @_viselj]

my future wife is heckling the dj to play some Dinamarca

[elvis @_viselj]

my future wife finessed a trust fund kid today with bleacher seats for tame impala

[elvis @_viselj]

patient heads be like wait

[elvis @_viselj]

when my ex didn’t have enough attention span to watch portrait of a lady …..like b so fr its tattooed on me for a reason

[your sweet 666 @anakin0010110]

How it feels to be 26

[elvis @_viselj]

back on the market where da neurotypical women at

[elvis @_viselj]

y u textin the mucinex man

[elvis @_viselj]

blunt force trauma?
more like the force in way this blunt is gonna treat this trauma

[Richie from The Bear @gordamandarina]

save me fungi chairs.... fungi chairs save me...

[alf (✿. ̫ .) 🍉 @fknvgns]

this is how mexicans feel like when their loving hard isn’t reciprocated

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

you can't even be a hopeless romantic anymore. They'll just call you "down bad"

[🝆 @policefala]

i hope one day my wikipedia page links to yours