Just in the past 6 months, those lonely culture war miserable fucks have said:
-The Witcher 4 is woke.
-GTA 6 is woke.
-Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet is woke.
-Fable is woke.
-Resident Evil 9 woke.
-Lara Croft is woke.
-God Of War Laufey woke.
-Wolverine is woke
-007 First Light is woke
Do these people like anything?
GTA 6 Main Theme music on repeat for 4 minutes, For your listening pleasure.
This theme already feels iconic and stands beside the rest of the GTA franchise as another banger theme song
La persona más gay que conocen va a decir que GTA 6 es Woke porque la chica de la portada es negra
Yo? Yo digo que las negras están bien ricas
No somos lo mismo
Es una locura que GTA 6 vaya a tener el mayor presupuesto de la historia del entretenimiento con aproximadamente 2.000 millones de dólares invertidos.
Pero lo más brutal es que recuperará cada céntimo en tan solo 24 horas porque los analistas prevén que despachará 25 millones de copias en su primer día, generando $2.000 millones en ingresos instantáneos gracias a las reservas masivas, las ediciones especiales y el furor digital.
El pánico en la industria es tan real que el resto de estudios están retrasando sus lanzamientos para no ser aplastados por este tsunami.
JUNE 2026 Announcements
> God of War Laufey
> Wolverine Gameplay
> Resident Evil Veronica
> Gears of War E-Day
> Persona 6
> Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake
> Black Flag Resynced gone gold
> Black Ops 1 & 2 Ports
> GTA 6 Preorder
GAMING IS SO BACK!
Our FIRST Community Night is TONIGHT!
Hang out with us on Twitch at 7pm ET/4pm PT as we ask the Executive Producer of The Wolf Among Us Remaster questions submitted by the community!
RSVP in the Discord to be reminded and keep up with future events.
Burger Motorsports is shutting down operations on November 19, the day GTA 6 launches
After realizing so many employees planned to take off for the launch of GTA 6, the company decided to shut down operations entirely rather than fight the inevitable.
The company described the release as an “unprecedented cultural event” and decided to give everyone the day off instead of dealing with staffing shortages.
🚨 BREAKING: Zelnick says you're going to be "astonished" by what Rockstar has planned for GTA 6's marketing.
His exact words:
"We are in the business of eating red meat for breakfast."
"We're not selling hamburgers. We're selling a unique art form."
The summer campaign starts in 3 days. Rockstar has been planning this for months.
Whatever is coming, Zelnick already knows what it is and he can barely contain himself.
2013: The Wolf Among Us & Grand Theft Auto 5 release
2026: Their sequels got a major update and will both release in the next two years
WE ARE SO BACK