taking too long in the bar bathroom not bc I'm doing drugs but bc I'm reading all the writing on the walls and reflecting on how it represents the beauty and complexity of humanity
I like an IDIOT, like a ROOKIE, told the braider I wanted my ends curled a bit, like a wave. Dear reader, my ends look like Shirley Temple and I could kms 🙃💀
Podcast idea: Follow me as I watch the watch the whole of the iconic EastEnders from season 1 episode 1, in the new series BestEnd. Subplots to include rating the divas, villains, and most unforgettable looks
When I’m listening to my friend’s 3 minute voice note like it’s a phone call and I’m trying to keep track of all the data points I’ll have to consider when I send my response
I feel like the balloon is the first time in a long while that DC has experienced a West Wing plot rather than a Veep plot.
It’s a classic CJ b-plot while Josh butts heads with Congress on Covid benefits